Juicy J

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Obama > Romney

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#YouKnowYoureBrokeWhen you wear underwear 4 days in a row, Back, front, inside out, upside down

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Dear Icebergs, Sorry to hear about global warming, Karma is a bitch, Sincerely, The Titanic.

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Dear raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies... #YouAreTheReason I have trust issues.

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I don't think my new neighbor likes the way I stare at her... Through her keyhole.

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I'm not saying you're a slut but you're dirtier than my browser history.

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Sunglasses: Allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It's like Facebook in real life.

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Juggling soap in prison cause you're a fearless bastard.

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When you rock the crocs, You provide your own cock block.

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They said the world is going to end this year... Pssh They can barely predict the weather.

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Just took a shower. You have no idea how hard it was to sneak it out of Bed Bath & Beyond.

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People say love is the best feeling, But i think finding a toilet when you've diarrhea is better.

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Admit it, you should be doing something else really important right now but you're on Twitter instead

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I hate telemarketers, the next time they call answer it by saying, "Dave's Sperm Bank. You spank it. We bank it!" I bet they hang up.

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90% of women don't like men in pink shirt. 90% of men in pink shirt don't like woman.

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Sorry, I can't hangout. My uncle's cousin's sister in law's best friend's insurance agent's roommate's pet goldfish died. It was tragic.

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To find your cool robot name, take the 16 digits of your credit card and add the expiration date and security code. What’s yours?

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I was gonna tell a gay joke... butt fuck it! I mean seriously cum on guys.