Kris Jenner

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[Kris Jenner @lamKrisJenner]

It's easy to fall for someone when they say all the things you wanna hear.

[Kris Jenner @lamKrisJenner]

I miss the time when I actually meant something to you.

[Kris Jenner @lamKrisJenner]

I hate being replaced. I hate it when someone likes you, then they meet someone new, and all of a sudden, you mean nothing.

[Kris Jenner @lamKrisJenner]

Over thinking is what kills you....

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Taking your bra off after a LOOONG day = probably the greatest feeling ever.

[Kris Jenner @lamKrisJenner]

Love like you're 81, fuck like you're 18.

[Kris Jenner @lamKrisJenner]

Don't tell me I've changed, when in reality, I just stopped dealing with your bullshit

[Kris Jenner @lamKrisJenner]

You love being single, but sometimes you still miss being in a relationship

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I'm tired of people saying they care, when they don’t.

[Kris Jenner @lamKrisJenner]

If you're gona text slow,don't text me.

[Kris Jenner @lamKrisJenner]

You meet thousands of people and none of them really effect you, then you meet that one person, and your life is changed forever

[Kris Jenner @lamKrisJenner]

No one tells the truth anymore.

[Kris Jenner @lamKrisJenner]

I love the sweatpants and hoodie weather.

[Kris Jenner @lamKrisJenner]

Texting someone while you're half asleep then reading your text in the morning and realizing you made no sense....

[Kris Jenner @lamKrisJenner]

I wish I was what you wanted.

[Kris Jenner @lamKrisJenner]

Starting a relationship is easy. What seems to be more of a challenge is maintaining the fire in it.

[Kris Jenner @lamKrisJenner]

I am good at not being good enough.

[Kris Jenner @lamKrisJenner]

One day I'll be 30, One day I'll be fine, One day I'll make fun of this dramatic life of mine.

[Kris Jenner @lamKrisJenner]

I wish I knew how to impress you.