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Madhuri Dixit praises Priyanka Chopra - Daily Bhaskar https://t.co/PoV5sryZNH

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Gulaab Gang trailer to be screened with Dedh Ishiqya - NDTV https://t.co/WcF4jvsvrz

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'Gulaab Gang' trailer to come out with 'Dedh Ishqiya' - https://t.co/ZHHnoZoJrj https://t.co/hJ918zseMt

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Madhuri Dixit invites Sridevi for 'Dedh Ishqiya' premiere? - Deccan Chronicle https://t.co/3su4FSaU4a

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2014: The reel deal - Deccan Chronicle https://t.co/60kDwJzfZz

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Madhuri Dixit on why Dedh Ishqiya is India's Thelma And Louise - NDTV https://t.co/uEHogPa4Jd

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Do you feel like slapping bitches today? Because I do.

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A girlfriend who puts up w/your BS everyday >>>>>>>>> she's a keeper

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At first I thought Pretty Ricky was one person , Travis Porter was one person , & The Weeknd was a group . confusing ass MF's .

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I poured my heart to you and you reply "oh" "lol"?!... "OH LOL?!?!?" Well I hope you get hit by a truck so I can be like "oh" "lol"

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Retweet if single.❤Favorite if taken.💏

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I don't care if you smoke but when you start bragging about it like it's something to be proud of, that's when shit gets annoying.☝

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2 horrible facts: 1. Today is not Friday... 2. Tomorrow is not Friday..

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You say you only "fuck bad bitches" but yo baby momma look like trinidad james ... oh okay

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kidz bop niggas in paris ; what's oodle, my noodle? what's toaster, my strudel? what's drawing, my doodle? what's that puppy, a pood

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Parents call it "bad grades", we call it "still passing."

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If you're SKINNY AF you aint got NO business tryna go on a Diet. The hell you tryna lose? Yo life?

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When i get married, WE AINT NEVER GETTIN A DIVORCE ! "TIL DEATH DO US PART" better take yo ass in da other room if u mad.

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What if rappers rapped about nice things? Like,"Girrrl , Ima take your clothes off... and hang them neatly in the closet, yeeaa."

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Took a Victoria Secrets model out to dinner and the HOE ORDERED AIR