Jay-Z Daily

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[Jay-Z Daily @lam_JayZ]

Someone needs to open a bar called "The Gym". Then I too can be annoying on Facebook by posting how I'm always at the gym.

[Jay-Z Daily @lam_JayZ]

It's only Monday and I'm already thinking about the weekend.

[Jay-Z Daily @lam_JayZ]

"In the midst of all your misery, nigga, stay fly / Never let 'em see you frown, even smile when you down" #ThisLifeForever

[Jay-Z Daily @lam_JayZ]

Get stoned and start your day right.

[Jay-Z Daily @lam_JayZ]

You want me to chase you? I don't even chase my liquor.

[Jay-Z Daily @lam_JayZ]

If your boyfriend remembers your eye color after the first date, then you probably have small titties.

[Jay-Z Daily @lam_JayZ]

I've read about how bad drinking beer can be, so I gave up reading.

[Jay-Z Daily @lam_JayZ]

You niggas want KUSH we got ounces you niggas want cookies we got pounds.

[Jay-Z Daily @lam_JayZ]

I need a blunt.

[Jay-Z Daily @lam_JayZ]

Blunts and blow jobs.

[Jay-Z Daily @lam_JayZ]

Bitches ponytails be shorter than nail-polish brushes. Bitches be looking like (•_ •]`

[Jay-Z Daily @lam_JayZ]

Go out there and be amazing.

[Jay-Z Daily @lam_JayZ]

"I rather die enormous than live dormant, that's how we on it" #CanILive

[Jay-Z Daily @lam_JayZ]

#SongsIWillAlwaysLove "Song Cry"

[Jay-Z Daily @lam_JayZ]

Did Jay-Z ever get that dirt off his shoulder?

[Jay-Z Daily @lam_JayZ]

"Men lie...women lie...numbers DON'T!!" #Reminder

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"Shawty must've heard, got the word, I move that D / Had it by her bladder, she like 'oh I gotta pee'" #TalkThatTalk

[Jay-Z Daily @lam_JayZ]

"Ball out, until I fall out / Stick thick chicks, try ta tear they wall out" #What_The_Game_Made_Me

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"They're all actors, lookin' at themselves in the mirror backwards...can't even face themselves" #IgnorantShit

[Jay-Z Daily @lam_JayZ]

"I don't do too much bloggin / I just run the town, I don't do too much joggin" #Light_Up