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[Pimp Master Broda @PimpMasterYoda1]

I never would've believed you if you told me who out of these three were going to be the normal one back in 2014.

[𝓜𝓸𝓷𝓽𝓲 @m0ntilyett]

Like i get it, he gets to have a moment with this. but he does it such a disservice by just not being funny. its almost wasted on him.

[Rad Dudd @raddude1221]

Does Ethan Klein cheating actually invalidate all of the criticisms raised in this video though? There is zero correlation.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

talaricos ads have been some of the best i’ve seen this cycle. clear, concise and very effective.

[Add Lama @lama_add]

@krystalball You have to release your own version and call it the Krystal ball

[Danielle Langlois @DanielleLangWa]

Uh… guys?

[Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @Noahpinion]

Hell yeah

DESTROY THE INTERNET

I'm ready to touch some grass

[AI Notkilleveryoneism Memes ⏸️ @AISafetyMemes]

This is the most serious 48 hours in cybersecurity history.

"Black October" they're calling it

It seems every *hour* there's a new incident, that in a typical year, would be one of the biggest incidents of the *entire year*

SUMMARY OF THE LAST 48 HOURS:

YEAR-LEVEL INCIDENTS (In a typical year, these would be among the biggest incidents of the year):

1. PHP2Shell: a hole in the software behind ~70% of websites. Governments took sites offline.
2. eMudhra: the master keys that prove websites are real were cracked. One was the number 4.
3. California: data on every public school student since 2023 stolen, including disability status
4. Railway: hackers stole customers' secret keys from a hosting platform used by millions of developers
5. Zeabur: 321,810 accounts breached. The company is shutting down.
6. LiteLLM: an AI tool downloaded 3.4 million times a day was poisoned with a password stealer
7. GitLab: a 10-out-of-10 severity hole in every version since 2014
8. Cairn: criminals used an AI hacking tool to break into 100+ companies
9. Ahold Delhaize: hackers knocked the owner of Food Lion and Stop & Shop offline
10. Onamae: malware planted on up to 26,739 customer servers in Japan

MONTH-LEVEL INCIDENTS (In a typical month, these would be among the biggest incidents):

11. Signal: a bug could leave your mic and camera on after you hang up
12. NGINX: 3 critical holes in software running ~1/3 of websites
13. HTTP/3: a single connection can crash 7 of the 10 web server types tested
14. Plex: hackers breaking into home media servers
15. SafePay ransomware: FBI warns it has hit 600+ critical infrastructure organizations
16. Palo Alto: ransomware gangs breaking in through company firewalls
17. Bullhorn: platform used by 10,000+ companies knocked offline
18. Medi-Cal: 970,000 patients' data stolen
19. WordPress: hackers stole a plugin maker's keys and used them to plant backdoors on websites
20. AOMEI: backup software's update server handed out a backdoor
21. Meta Muse: Meta's AI agent exposed users' personal and business secrets
22. Tor: 333 relays hijacked to steal logins
23. TiDB Cloud: database company's cloud breached

Also serious:

24. State Bank of India: India's biggest bank confirms a data breach
25. OVHcloud: hackers slipped a password stealer into a cloud company's official tool
26. Siemens: a software hole being used to spread malware
27. North Korea: state hackers launch a new attack campaign on South Korea

[Dan Amira @DanAmira]

What makes this a last laugh

[deanna mcdonald @deannagmcdonald]

well they famously did not turn the titanic around at all

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

Degenerate freak

[ian bremmer @ianbremmer]

us special envoy steve witkoff to president putin: “you talk so much about my president, president trump, being a humanitarian. you are a humanitarian also, sir, and i salute that.”

truly hard to watch.

[Anton Gerashchenko @Gerashchenko_en]

Steve Witkoff to Putin:

You talk so much about my president, President Trump, being a humanitarian.

You are a humanitarian also, sir, and I salute that, I commend you, and I thank you again.

[Kais @Arubbothian]

You're going to do nothing but continue scrolling pornhub and ordering doordash

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

Remote Work Final Boss

[British Carl Bildt 🥂 🇬🇧 🇸🇪 @PunishedRWR]

To his credit, Bernie Sanders is much better on foreign policy then Corbyn and Melenchon

[ɖʀʊӄքǟ ӄʊռʟɛʏ 🇧🇹🇹🇩 @kunley_drukpa]

Lula and Bolsonaro Jr. debate ahead of Brazil’s Presidential Election

Bolsonaro Jr: “Lula, can you explain why 73% of prison inmates voted for you?”

Lula: “What I want is for 100% to vote for me, even your father”

[diva @divaagurlxw]

This is how calculus should’ve been taught from day one

[Fabien @Fabien_Mikol]

Une doctorante en maths : "Ce qui me déprime, c’est que si j’utilisais juste la version de ChatGPT à 20 euros par mois, ça me donnerait la solution du problème sur lequel je travaille depuis deux ans. Au labo, on est tous déprimés, c’est difficile de travailler sérieusement".