Amanda Schaffer

work hard, play harder.

[Amanda Schaffer @LaManda923]

@InternJohnRadio Broke my leg when I was 3 because a dog leash wrapped around it and he ran... it was a pug. Lol

[Slutty Girl Problems @sluttygrlprobs]

Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate just once.

[Slutty Girl Problems @sluttygrlprobs]

I just want someone to come watch scary movies and eat pizza with me.

[MarteeMarz @MarteeMarz]

I swear. Tupperware falling out the cabinet be the most Inconvenient shit ever.

[Slutty Girl Problems @sluttygrlprobs]

If someone “steals your man”, there's no better revenge than letting her keep him.

[Amanda Schaffer @LaManda923]

Thank you spell check for autocorrecting “how’s your weekend” to “how’s your wiener” to a new guy that started a convo with me. 🤦🏼‍♀️ #singlelifeproblems

[Amanda Schaffer @LaManda923]

It’s a Britney 2011 on Apple Music kind of day 💃

[chad chaddy bo baddy @endofanerajc]

being an adult is actually just getting mildly turned on by sheets with a high thread count on a freshly-made bed and a reasonable bedtime like 10:30

[iHeartRadio @iHeartRadio]

🤯 Missy Elliot is living in the year 2449 and we are just here to witness greatness #VMAs @MissyElliott

[Slutty Girl Problems @sluttygrlprobs]

Can I just be on a tropical island with a drink in my hand please?

[Amanda Schaffer @LaManda923]

I want to be Missy Elliot when I grow up. She hasn’t aged since she had me put my thing down, flip it, and reverse it. 😍 #VMAs2019

[Slutty Girl Problems @sluttygrlprobs]

A guy should be a great addition to your already wonderful life, not your whole life to begin with.

[Amanda Schaffer @LaManda923]

I’ve sat in the massage chair at the nail salon for 6 rounds of massages now and I couldn’t be happier.

[Amanda Schaffer @LaManda923]

Me “on a scale of 1 to 10... “question”
Leah “yes” 😂

[Amanda Schaffer @LaManda923]

@MarteeMarz I got you. 😊

[Amy Brown @RadioAmy]

What do you call a hen that can count her own eggs?

A mathmachicken.

#TheMorningCorny

[Amanda Schaffer @LaManda923]

“Is that vodka or is that water?” - girls weekend

[Amanda Schaffer @LaManda923]

I wish Uber eats would deliver lucky charms lol 3 days of saltines crackers has me dreaming of sugary cereal.

[Amanda Schaffer @LaManda923]

“Wanna go downtown to poundtown?” 😂😂😂 if @Brybar9 was an Uber driver.