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[yo mama's boyfriend @lamar2781]

@divorcecourt @JudgeFaith These two want me to believe that they haven't had sex together in two years and they want me to believe that neither one of them is cheating

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I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it. - Bill Gates

[yo mama's boyfriend @lamar2781]

Ain't god good ‼‼‼

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A male’s testicles hang at different lengths so they don’t damage each other or collide when running/sitting.

[yo mama's boyfriend @lamar2781]

@iamniakouture @CantGuardMike24 Let me just say this if u have to be intoxicated to have sex with me
Welllllll... I don't want it 😐

[yo mama's boyfriend @lamar2781]

@KapitaalK_

[yo mama's boyfriend @lamar2781]

@Fact That's y we use mouth wash 😏

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No matter how good or bad you think life is, wake up each day and be thankful for life. Someone somewhere else is fighting to survive.

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Don’t ruin today by worrying about yesterday’s problem.

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A person needs just three things to be truly happy in the world: someone to love, something to do, and something to hope for.

[yo mama's boyfriend @lamar2781]

@Kaughtin4k

[yo mama's boyfriend @lamar2781]

@divorcecourt I would just buy another pet

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English has only one word for "love." Sanskrit has 96.

[yo mama's boyfriend @lamar2781]

@MizzCameronBaby @divorcecourt She too proud to say it

[yo mama's boyfriend @lamar2781]

@MizzCameronBaby @divorcecourt Yea she's insecure

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Never ignore a person who loves and cares for you, because one day you may realize that you’ve lost the moon while counting the stars.

[yo mama's boyfriend @lamar2781]

@MizzCameronBaby @divorcecourt No he needs to go because all she wants is sex she said it from the jump the sex was good☻ soon as this sex went bad 😒 he's fuqin my best friend 😩you didn't see that👀👀

[yo mama's boyfriend @lamar2781]

@divorcecourt She is just paranoid and idk he was thinking about which is 3sum he can't sexually satisfy his woman so he wants to bring another woman in so she can be sexually frustrated😩 or bring another guy in so he can take up his slack🥴 this whole case was just a hot mess😭😭😭

[yo mama's boyfriend @lamar2781]

@hollo @IamGMJohnson That's all I got was a sore arm

[yo mama's boyfriend @lamar2781]

@Kaughtin4k