Martin Felipe

[Martin Felipe @lamartinf]

The facebook/instagram hot-day-thermometer-pic is the closest thing to a Mother Nature selfie.

[Martin Felipe @lamartinf]

"What aisle are your spices in? I'm running out of thyme." -Jack Bauer at the grocery store

[Martin Felipe @lamartinf]

Mayo de Cinco be with you. I think I got it right this time...

[Martin Felipe @lamartinf]

These May be the 4 droids you're looking for. Am I doing this right?

[Martin Felipe @lamartinf]

To those who claim that spiders are more afraid of me then I am of them: that's not true.

[Martin Felipe @lamartinf]

Everybody's all talking about The Kings vs. The Ducks, but I seriously don't remember any ducks on Game of Thrones, so...

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They changed the Sugar Free Rockstar can design ever so slightly. Almost made me buy one.

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I feel kinda bad for Cliff. He has to actually read all those books. No one writes notes for him.

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Donald Sterling is old enough to be the father of Roger Sterling of Sterling Cooper. Just a little less open minded...

[Martin Felipe @lamartinf]

Sometimes, air quotes just aren't sarcastic enough. Someome needs to invent the air hashtag.