la mayimbe🇩🇴

sweet liberal princess

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

i need all my new york homies to boo this motherfucker so thunderously when they show him on the jumbotron that my TV vibrates off the wall

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

“we’ll keep your resume on file” has never once meant anything in the history of employment 😭

[Solyricon @Solyricon]

He’s gonna tell everyone you were a psycho anyway, babe. Cause a scene.

[🦢 @damnidc__]

Girls…. I understood why they advise us to get married and have kids before 25. Because after that, our brain starts working, and the decision won’t seem so reasonable anymore.

[Urban Richard Simmons @winwhite97]

Ain’t known a FUCKIN day of peace since FUCKIN NOVEMBER

[Dean Withers @itsdeaann]

Impeach 47.

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

One thing I love about American politics is the amount of people who have never left their hometown will tell you exactly, confidently, what the world is like.

[Domo Julio @DapperDomo]

Now this is a recession indicator.

[The Soverign Netizen @Ringler_SSBM]

I’m 28 today which is the first time you’re 30. 27 is the last time you’re 25, which is weird because 25 is the last time you’re 21.

[Alisa the Writer 🐢 @the_alisa_renee]

All of these “lets stop hating each other” commercials are fucking annoying when the source of the hatred and division is sitting in the stadium with his bronzer and 34 convictions watching the game like he’s not awful

[sam 🌟 @samuelmxc]

But I was told by everyone Kamala was just as evil :(

[audrey @declanlynqh]

people in the replies saying this is good because people will be judged on how well they work and not their identity… people are genuinely STUPID the whole reason the act was created is because employers WERE judging people on their identity and discriminating

[la mayimbe🇩🇴 @lamayimbe3]

Remember when maga said this wasn’t realt or that this was planted by democrats? Wake up

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Demi Lovato calls out Meta after having to unfollow Vice President JD Vance multiple times on Instagram:

“Shady f*cking business meta”

[ًjohn @needtcknow]

tiktok having a banner pop up for all US users pretty much saying “tiktok is banned now sorry but trump will fix it stay tuned 🥹🥹” is soooo weird and terrifying like this really is just a whole scheme to get trumped to be liked by kids

[jayden @traderealness]

tr*** reinstating tik tok will be “he gave us a stimulus check” part 2 i cant

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

“we’re fortunate that president trump” is a bone chilling choice of words to put on the most valuable billboard in existence rn

[Courtney 🩶🖤 @wonderlandcourt]

before you praise this man, just know HE is the reason for this ban. he started it in 2020 and now he gets to come in to save the day and look like a hero. it’s still fuck trump today, tomorrow, and every day after that

[delani ❤️‍🔥 @delaniraeann]

all branches of the US government uniting across the aisle to ban a social media app this quickly while ignoring school shootings for years, ignoring women’s health, healthcare, homelessness, etc etc should radicalize the fuck out of you btw 🤍