Lamb

I like cardigans and feet

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2020: A RECLUSIVE YEAR REVIEW

WHERE WERE ALL YOU ASSHOLES WITH 20/20 VISION? Why didn't you WARN US about that SHIT SHOW?!

COVID-19 IS A MENACE!
I haven't seen my barber in MONTHS!

I LOOK LIKE A DAMN FOOL!

1/10

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@CBM_Cringe Where the cringe ?

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@CBM_Cringe U cringe

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@AloftStudio is the game still happening?

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BREAKING NEWS

PARENTS WANT HOT TEACHER FIRED

I can’t say more because of my wife.

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WHICH SPIDEY BEST

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BREAKING NEWS

Going to sleep

Gn

Say it back

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BREAKING NEWS!

WARNER BROTHERS IS F*CKED

More as this develops

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BREAKING NEWS: THIS POSTER IS REAL

More after 11

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Soon

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THE SPIDER MENACE STRIKES AGAIN https://t.co/C2zV2iqagY

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@Slim_shady_2896 I don't pay you to think! I pay you for photos of the webbed menace!

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#MIDSOMMAR (2019) Review

YOU CAN BET YOUR ASS I AIN'T GOING TO SWEDEN!

Featuring the SECOND worst masked menace THIS GUY has ever seen!

Best thing about the movie was the FLOWER-PHOBIA it gave my WIFE!
I saved a fortune AHAHA!

6/10

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LOCAL ARKHAM ESCAPEE CAUGHT ON CAMERA IN THE SEWERS!

MORE AT 11

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#Hereditary (2018) Review

I THREW OUT my daughter's doll house as soon as I got home!
GET OUT I said!

Some PUNK was throwing popcorn in the theater. NEARLY TOOK MY HEAD OFF.

I didn't see what happened to Charlie.

4/10

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Review: THE YEAR 2020! Coming soon….

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@rachelmillman Ok “ journalist “

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@arcadefriar @li0n_Fish Your professor taught you to throw personal jabs and be an asshole? Who taught you? Me??

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@ScottMendelson You had all the time in the world to write about a leaked trailer just to get DRAGGED