David Van Horn

Prof at @umdcs and @umiacs. Co-director of @plumlab.

BlueSky: @[email protected]

[David Van Horn @lambda_calculus]

ACM: We keep your research on the DL.

[David Van Horn @lambda_calculus]

@scheminglunatic @samlakig that guy's the worst.

[David Van Horn @lambda_calculus]

@MayorBowser Nobody hates the people of DC quite like you. 😘

[David Van Horn @lambda_calculus]

@CMZParker5 @WangariGardens When everyone's wringing their hands about the next Michigan Ave victim, please explain to their loved ones how nothing was done because the money was "swept." I'm sure that will ease their grief.

[Ward5FamilyBiking @Ward5FamilyBike]

Join us for: 🚲-> 🍕🍻
⏰ Gather at 10:30am Sat May 17th
📍N Michigan Park Rec Ctr
📍metrobar

[David Van Horn @lambda_calculus]

Hey @CMZParker5, what the fuck?

[bill rice @ricebilldc]

Warm reception for @MayorBowser in her old neighborhood, N. Michigan Pk.. w mother Joan B., Sharon Kershbaum, @ddot dir, & Anthony Hood, @OZinDC chair.
No bike lanes on S. Dakota Av, per call from @CMZParker5 to Rodney Foxworth.
@WABADC #BikesDC

[David Van Horn @lambda_calculus]

@MayorBowser How's Vision Zero going?

[David Van Horn @lambda_calculus]

@maustermuhle @charlesallen @CMLewisGeorgeW4 I appreciate @charlesallen and @CMLewisGeorgeW4 voting against. Shame on the rest.

[David Van Horn @lambda_calculus]

@maustermuhle @charlesallen @CMLewisGeorgeW4 There was absolutely no reason for this to be an emergency bill. Sad, anti-democratic move by the Council.

[UMD Graduate Labor Union @UMD_GLU]

Reminder that canonically, Kermit is a union member who recognizes and negotiates with his workers, unlike UMD.

[UMD Graduate Labor Union @UMD_GLU]

We followed UMD's advice and made 2500+ friends!🥰 Our common hobby to boost job satisfaction is organizing for better working conditions

Pledge to be at our Practice Picket TOMORROW with all of our friends at noon: https://t.co/yeQ6NrRSYj + tag 3 besties you're picketing with!

[DC Car Violence @DCCarViolence]

Nice work by DC’s Finest. https://t.co/llC4WGKTwD

[Zach Israel @ZachBIsrael]

Interestingly, there’s not a single mention of Vision Zero in @DDOTDC Director Sharon Kershbaum’s testimony to the DC Council’s Committee on Transportation. Seems a bit odd when that’s been the explicit goal in the District for over a decade now. Has DDOT just given up on this?

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

me driving to get lettuce bc americans think walkable neighborhoods are "gay"

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

the modern american mind can't imagine a life where stores are closer to each other and we don't depend on giant chains

[UAM-UMD @UAM_UMD]

We are in full swing of our push for our collective bargaining bill in the Maryland legislature.

More on that here: https://t.co/c7f4ApNoOc

But let's also do a greatest hits of our past op-eds on this issue over the last few years 🧵

Some new 🔥 ones coming soon too!

[Zach Israel @ZachBIsrael]

"The 'Bringing Oversight to Washington and Safety to Every Resident (BOWSER) Act' repeals the District of Columbia Home Rule Act one year after passage of the bill." https://t.co/3HpQ0Pxgls

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

Stop listening to your corporate lobbyists and donors. Kick them out.

Support Medicare for All. Be anti-war.

It’s really that simple.

[Senator Chris Coons @ChrisCoons]

According to Chapter 18 of the U.S. Code, attempting to access classified documents without proper security clearance is a federal felony punishable by up to 10 years in prison. The rule of law should apply to everyone.

[Public Citizen @Public_Citizen]

BREAKING: We are suing @USTreasury for its unlawful disclosure of personal & financial information to Elon Musk’s DOGE.

This violation puts sensitive information about millions of Americans at risk.

[Zach Israel @ZachBIsrael]

The GOP bill prohibiting non-U.S. citizens from voting in all DC elections & repealing @BrianneKNadeau’s “Local Resident Voting Rights Amendment Act of 2022” (enacted in Feb. ‘23) was reintroduced yesterday (H.R. 884). *52 House Democrats* voted for this bill on May 23 2024…