lambacalculus

blue and red enthusiast

[🕊️ @MagicalXavi]

Lamine Yamal - 2025/26

Ballon d'or.

[Més Blaugrana @MesBlaugrana]

42 minutos de Lamine Yamal en la 2026/27 para hacer historia

#LamineBalonDeOro

[Rеvеn @RevenRV]

JORNADA 7 Y YA TENEMOS:

- VENDAS
- DOPAJE
- NEGREIRA
- COMUNICADO DEL REAL MADRID

FUTBOL CLUB BARCELONA.

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗭𝗬 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗧: Kylian Mbappé in La Liga this season:

❌ Failed to score vs. 2nd place Atlético Madrid and 4th place Real Betis

⚽️ Scored vs. 10th place Rayo, 14th place Real Sociedad, 18th place Elche, and 20th place Malaga

[Pedri 🪄⚽ @Pedri_wizard]

Me sneaking back to supporting Atletico against Real Madrid after hating on them the entire transfer window

[Alex Pereira's Dead Body @BaldeWaves]

Life after a successful Madrid hatewatch

[StatMuse FC @statmusefc]

Kylian Mbappé in 90 minutes vs Atlético Madrid:

0 goals
0 assists
0 shots on target
0 chances created
0 big chances created
0 key passes

Cardio.

[Alex Pereira's Dead Body @BaldeWaves]

Lamine nation our opps keep falling 1 by 1

[ツ🇦🇷🇪🇸 @M3SSIMP]

avg experience of watching any non-barca game

[Barça Universal @BarcaUniversal]

🚨 The "Ballon d'Or" Mbappé in his last La Liga games:

✅ Scores vs. 20th place Malaga
❌ No G/A vs. 4th place Real Betis
✅ Scores vs. 10th place Rayo
✅ Scores vs. 18th place Elche
❌ No G/A vs. 2nd place Atlético Madrid

[Durag Gohan (ℱ𝒶𝓉ℯ𝒹 ) @moonhoneypapi]

Trying to remember anything before 2024

[FC Barcelona @FCBarcelona_es]

🧠 El más que interesante análisis de Rodri sobre el #SevillaBarça

“Ellos nos seguían hombre a hombre en el centro del campo y era difícil encontrar a gente. Cuando pasa eso, los centrales tienen que avanzar un poco más y tener más presencia.”

“Gerard ha estado sensacional.”

[lambacalculus @lambdaacalculus]

WE ARE BACK ON TOPPPPPPPPPPPPP EUROPE FEARS USS AGAINNN HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAH

[☁️ @ryuusxi64]

Top TEN (10) fanbases with the lowest collective iq

1. Barca
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2.Liverpool
3. Madrid
4. Chelsea
5. United
6. Arsenal
7. Bayern
8. Spurs
9. Comp Makers
10. City

[9️⃣ @Pxxdwskiii]

A throwback to when the greatest player of all time said publicly that Lewandowski deserved to win the 2020 Ballon d’Or and that he hopes France Football awards him it one day.

While today players are selfish and only prop themselves for the Ballon d’Or.

[♣️ @eilia1388]

Just clocked all Prem fans, Bayern fans, PSG fans, Madrid fans and even La Liga fans are hatewatching us 10x more now

[lambacalculus @lambdaacalculus]

Give it to Messi
#9th

[keegan @Keegan59992745]

Me when my burrito starts ticking after I say something negative about Israel

[Rajdeep @Rajdeep_C_18]

Germany won the 2014 World Cup with a heavy Bundesliga core, Spain won so many titles this century with a La Liga core, while at the Prem’s peak, England’s best player is a guy with a Dortmund-Madrid background, this is insanely hilarious.

[Blackbigo @LeBlackbigo]

WOWWWWW LE DISS QU’IL A LÂCHÉ SUR MBAPPÉ JE N’AI JAMAIS VU ÇA PTDDDDDRRRRRRRR

🗣️ @LyesBouzidi10

[Reshad Rahman @ReshadRahman]

🔝✨ Joao Cancelo: “This was the 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 goal of my career. In fact, it was even more special because it came playing for this club” #FCB 🇵🇹💙❤️🚀