LambdaMonkey

Old fogey that still believes in the altruistic nature of human beings. Co-creator of WeedleDonker.

[LambdaMonkey @lambdamonkey]

@ChefGruel It’s farmers not providing their workers proper water and sanitation. They prefer not to crap on the edge of a field if they don’t have to. It’s an OSHA violation but it’s rarely enforced and employers don’t care.

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@McFranchisee I’m still waiting for the return of the McSkillet with roja sauce.

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@edzitron This proves AI bros are just huffing their own farts.

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@facetedcarapace Let’s send all of Congress on a non-stop round trip flight to Singapore.

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@dwdavison Sounds like the DNC wants to turn this moment into their version of the Great Stalin Purge on progressives in the party.

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@katewillett They would prefer Collins. She’s inside the tent already.

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@kenklippenstein Just got off the phone with him and he promised to subscribe to your newsletter.

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@dwdavison Your head tends to take that shape when it’s stuck up your own ass for prolonged periods of time.

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@HuntClancy https://t.co/WFTAOcXtkK

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@dwdavison Apparently me.

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@daveanthony That is so boomer/GenX coded. No one person under 40 has any idea who that is.

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@EpsilonTheory Why can’t they look at Iran as a market of 93 million people to sell goods to. It’s always war with these morons.

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@dieworkwear You need to do a review of Brimble & Clark.

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@WallStreetApes It’s called protein-maxxing.

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@matthewstoller Meth and man ass. It’s what keeps DC running.

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@kenklippenstein Visitors of Ram Ranch.

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@dwdavison Pal around with war criminals and you start acting like one.

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@MarkAmesExiled It was probably earmarked by some group of DC insiders and donors as “reparations” for their personal enrichment. They hate giving those paydays up.

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@daveanthony It may be over. That little boy was our “John Conner” of the future.

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@WhittleDick_ But is in Amish country?