Emilee Lamb

[Emilee Lamb @LambEmilee]

When your daughter is up before the sun. ... #gobacktobed

[Joce Paton @Jocepaton]

I'm not ready to adult yet

[Emilee Lamb @LambEmilee]

I love listening to the radio in the morning they are so funny ... I always find myself laughing out loud while I'm driving.

[Emilee Lamb @LambEmilee]

Is it bed time yet

[Emilee Lamb @LambEmilee]

If my kid deletes my fucking online banking app so he can get his fishing game one more time I swear to god I'm gonna loose my shit

[Emilee Lamb @LambEmilee]

Hmm whatcha say? Hmm that u only ment well? Well of course u did

[Emilee Lamb @LambEmilee]

Vodka for lunch... why not. Makes making dinner all that more interesting! #lovemeorleaveme

[Emilee Lamb @LambEmilee]

Momma loves her some bacon for breakfast

[Emilee Lamb @LambEmilee]

@viclianne never enough girl!!! Put ur big gal panties on!!

[onlyastoner @onlyastoner]

i would happily vote for donald trump...
to smoke a blunt.
not to be president tho lol

[Emilee Lamb @LambEmilee]

I think I was born an asshole. It's in my blood,my nature. Just a big ol jerk.