Sir Lambeth North

CEO of We Are Douché web agency.

[Sir Lambeth North @lambethnorth]

UB40 can suck my DICK40

[Dan Zambonini @zambonini]

I rarely get angry at clickbait but a plague on @NarcityCanada's house for obscuring the name of the park behind a clickbait title. Someone is trying to murder dogs (this is where we walk Gus) and they care more about click-throughs than informing their readers #shame #disgusting

[Sir Lambeth North @lambethnorth]

Male nightmare: Bed, Bath & Beyond
Male fantasy: Bread, Bath & Beyoncé

[Sir Lambeth North @lambethnorth]

Sometime I shit so much I wonder how there was also room in there for my internal organs.

[Sir Lambeth North @lambethnorth]

Strudel #strudel

[TV and Movie Concepts @movie_concepts]

Technically Gay.

A gay romcom, where the two leads work at competing cutting edge robotics companies.

#movie #concepts #film #robotics #lgbtq #pride

[Sir Lambeth North @lambethnorth]

The perfect summer t-shirt?

https://t.co/WcLs9CVxqR

#tshirts #spectrum #knightlore #pixelart #retro #80s

[Sir Lambeth North @lambethnorth]

Pretty happy about the free stress pig I got from the bank 🐖 🐷 🐽

[Dolan Thömas @uxdolan]

Loving this Editorial Style Guide plugin for WordPress which highlights potential improvements as I type: https://t.co/MBAKd9hj6Q

Free Plugin at: https://t.co/aHd2zMyy6F

#wordpress #plugins #content #seo #contentstrategy #writingtips

[Sir Lambeth North @lambethnorth]

Create and check your Editorial Style Guide in WordPress with real-time highlighting as you type.

https://t.co/UKRRuEK2hS

#contentstrategy #styleguide #content #wordpress #plugin

[Sir Lambeth North @lambethnorth]

A statistical analysis of how bad Trump’s use of language is (especially compared to Obama):

https://t.co/7n95kLNHoD

#trump #language #adverbs #analysis #obama

[Sir Lambeth North @lambethnorth]

"Dad, where were you during the great eclipse of 2017?"
"I was taking a shit that was lasting much longer than I'd expected"

[Sir Lambeth North @lambethnorth]

Retail analytics heat map software for your iPad or iPhone.

https://t.co/6wyM6sWJg3

#apps #heatmaps #analytics

[Sir Lambeth North @lambethnorth]

My phone just vibrated on a glass table, sound exactly like a dot matrix printer.

[Sir Lambeth North @lambethnorth]

Almost certain that somebody on this train is accidentally wearing amphetamine as a cologne.

[Sir Lambeth North @lambethnorth]

I appear to have chosen the train carriage marked, "For those with communicative diseases and flatulence problems only."

[Sir Lambeth North @lambethnorth]

Twelve Million Dollar Note: Strange but True Stories of Notes Found in Seagoing Bottles - http://t.co/XogPv5yr

[Sir Lambeth North @lambethnorth]

Frequently Asked Questions - Venmo - https://t.co/Pa33H9Pn

[Sir Lambeth North @lambethnorth]

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