Laura Ambrose Beenders

I hate everyone here that isn't us.

[Laura Ambrose Beenders @lambrose10]

I DON’T want to brag but I have curled my hair twice in the same pandemic, so… #whoisshe

[Laura Ambrose Beenders @lambrose10]

I am going to make my husband watch at least 20 minutes of Olympic coverage every day. He HATES it. And I've convinced him it's really important to me, purely as a joke to myself.

[Laura Ambrose Beenders @lambrose10]

Love Is Blind but as a joke the producers cast one reality-tv-level hot person and then normal looking people who just lived through a year of a pandemic.

[Laura Ambrose Beenders @lambrose10]

@iamidonquixote @parksandrecnbc My best friends came back for a wonderful zoom chat last night. ❤️❤️😭😭

[Laura Ambrose Beenders @lambrose10]

Wait, the internet is telling me he tweeted this phrase already back in 2017. This is our president. Warmest condolences, fellow Americans.

[Laura Ambrose Beenders @lambrose10]

Listen. Trump said a lot of crazy things at the press conference yesterday but I can’t stop thinking about how he started the whole thing off by talking about the terrible storms along the South East and then said “Warmest condolences.”
#warmestcondolences #trump #QOTD

[Laura Ambrose Beenders @lambrose10]

Way on board with this stay at home business but MAY I REQUEST one of those Men in Black memory wipes so that I can make myself forget Love is Blind and watch it all over again?
#COVID19 #staythefuckathome #SocialDistancing #loveisblindnetflix

[Laura Ambrose Beenders @lambrose10]

I’m sorry to say that Caleb and I have decided to part ways after watching three nights of Jeopardy: GOAT. Caleb prefers James and I will forever love Ken and we’ve only been married for a week but a house divided cannot stand.

[Laura Ambrose Beenders @lambrose10]

@iamidonquixote I blacked out and woke up in a car that was Tokyo Drifiting everrrrrywhere.

[Laura Ambrose Beenders @lambrose10]

Blonde beards are weird AF and we all need to admit it.

[Laura Ambrose Beenders @lambrose10]

What’s that sound? It’s yo girl, riding up, blasting that sweet sweet Magical Mr Mistoffelees from the OBC cast of Cats. That’s original broadway cast, did I stutter?? #lit

[Laura Ambrose Beenders @lambrose10]

Alright, you assholes, which one of you was on RBG pancreas watch and let us down?!

[Laura Ambrose Beenders @lambrose10]

I am still raging that an ice dragon can breathe fire that melts ice. Never forget. Never forgive. #got #icedragonsbreatheice

[Laura Ambrose Beenders @lambrose10]

And now I can’t stop wondering what about our apartment complex looked so awful to this couple that they saw a full on garbage weekend-mode person and thought, “yeah, she probably works for this place.”

[Laura Ambrose Beenders @lambrose10]

I had to take some trash down to the dumpster at the edge of our apartment complex and I walked past the leasing office on the way back, and a couple that was waiting outside stopped me and asked me if I worked here. I am in full on weekend mode - year old sweatpants, dirty hair.

[Laura Ambrose Beenders @lambrose10]

@iamidonquixote Marat, we’re obscure. And obscure references stay obscure.

But I laughed!!

[Laura Ambrose Beenders @lambrose10]

Ok, but did Mama Mia 2: Here We Go Again make you cry on THREE separate occasions? #humblebrag

[Laura Ambrose Beenders @lambrose10]

If you really want to destroy me, ask me to do you a favor and then change your mind and let me know I don’t have to do it. I didn’t WANT to run that errand for you. But I want you to want me to.

[Laura Ambrose Beenders @lambrose10]

@alyankovic @iamidonquixote if there’s an LA show, can we go?!

[Laura Ambrose Beenders @lambrose10]

@iamidonquixote Or THE BEST?!