lauren ☮︎

inner monologue of my brain

[lauren ☮︎ @lambrtlm]

my favorite thing about myself is how im always 100% in my own world. being aware of the world around u is for losers and ugly people

[lily @lillianemallow]

whats the best way of saying no to something in a "but please still force me to do it anyway" kinda way

[꩜ m ꩜ @twoheadedm0th]

girl take ur bra off and smoke a joint

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[. @Fimiye]

even at my worst i’m still fucking considerate

[lauren ☮︎ @lambrtlm]

i miss niall

[lauren ☮︎ @lambrtlm]

tired of looking at my fuck ass bent toes, i was meant to be barefoot in the woods with my naturally wide feet

[lauren ☮︎ @lambrtlm]

@eliyahlouise #sotrue #relatable

[lauren ☮︎ @lambrtlm]

@eliyahlouise same

[lauren ☮︎ @lambrtlm]

@eliyahlouise no

[lauren ☮︎ @lambrtlm]

probs delete probs offensive, but having half your head shaved will never not be ugly

[lauren ☮︎ @lambrtlm]

i think its such strange behavior to not call out your significant other if theyre flirting with someone else while youre literally right there. even stranger behavior to flirt with someone whos not your partner to begin with

[lauren ☮︎ @lambrtlm]

i think most women would choose sour cream over dick

[Katya @katya_zamo]

Everyone is gay

[lauren ☮︎ @lambrtlm]

it’s so funny to me that people will go on twitter to watch porn but then see my shitposts against their will

[lauren ☮︎ @lambrtlm]

i miss lil nas x, one of the best performances ive ever seen live to this day

[lauren ☮︎ @lambrtlm]

my cooking takes me from a girl that poops to a bitch that SHITS

[lauren ☮︎ @lambrtlm]

I DESERVE SUNSHINE