[sam]

more jaded day by day

[[sam] @LAMEFLAME]

Here is my hot tea. I told myself there'd be tea. This is a blessing. I'm gonna be superior to everybody else with my hot tea.

[Cher @cher]

A friend Sent me this,Well I Think she’s a friend

[U.S. Postal Service @USPS]

A story in 3 acts��

You:
🥺
👉👈

Us:
😊
👉👉✉️📫

You:
😃
🙌

[[sam] @LAMEFLAME]

@__eshani No; CT USA

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@LizPrideTweets @evanrosskatz @caityweaver go call the GOVERNOR (Joe)!! 😆😆😢

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Can we come up with a better word than "draconian"?

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@MyFavsTrash @snake_n_bake_ I tuck my homie in every day

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@loleen_berdahl https://t.co/MwEp5WiPiH

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@subtle_patina I feel it

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Why do news outlets endorse candidates again?

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@__eshani In Olympia it's weird if I'm behind a SINGLE shopper in the TJ's line and a different cashier doesn't call me over to their lane before the person ahead of me is done checking out

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@ChipotleTweets nearly half of my $50 gift card has been stolen since I put it in my online account a week ago. I submitted a ticket to CS and haven't heard back- more has been taken since.

[Fergie @Fergie]

#TheDutchessTurns13 👑👑♥️♥️

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@whoismaryboo literally true😰

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@Wmorrow @megiddings Lake Baikal also contains over a FIFTH of the world's fresh surface water!! I don't know why I only learned about it last year!

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@alesiavsworld I'm a Sagittarius and that's why I said that to you.

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ordered myself an ice cream cone at 10am and I don't know if I've ever been happier on a Monday morning

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@__eshani so hard to pick just one so here is the most recent 😻

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@GrandmaSaidNo I was in first grade. My first and last indigenous teacher in a classroom setting was Otter Woman, at a Montessori school in CT.