miss jessie

Oxford Comma Lover, Cillian Murphy appreciator, and Proud Hater of Dried Fruit!

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@_ragdaline_ Wait is this a national lampoons Christmas vacation quote

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@allencommaemily 😳

[Weddell Wisdom @nerpamindset]

Cherry red chariot, excess is just my character

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

there’s a part of Minions and Monsters where this gay little thing dreams of winning an Oscar and that’s when i knew the movie was for me

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#liked

[misa! @misak1nz]

i sentence you to joy

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Edward Cullen:

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Roommate who likes baking but doesn’t like eating sweets made the house brownies and I took a bite and I stg there’s no sugar in these

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Annoying coworker kindve growing on me…

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Oomf being interviewed for a job in Nebraska

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White women get Botox and a bob and think they’re Leslie Bibb

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Threw up twice and my hangover lasted til 8 pm… #frail

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Seeing Lena Dunham today

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Sia wasn’t available?

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Costco

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Supposed to go out tonight but my computer is whispering that I should play webkinz instead…

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My neighbors getting a phd in blasting the worst music from a 4 ft tall Bluetooth speaker

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Middle aged woman at my table just called me sweetie #uncstatusat27revoked

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Room flooded again and my birthday is tomorrow

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Didn’t realize how pale I was until my milk colored flesh was in the sun today… #scary