Eladio Jaimez

writer, thinker, crossfitter, human, student of life. My opinions are mine and mine alone. RTs are not endorsements.

[Eladio Jaimez @lamerapluma]

Signing off ... come follow me @lamerapluma2 #rgvweek0 #rgvweek1 #txhsfb #rgv #Harlingen

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looking for scores, analysis or just some of my charming wit? Follow me now @lamerapluma2 #rgvweek0 #rgvweek1 #txhsfb #rgv

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@Jnentrn the truth is out

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Follow @lamerapluma2 por favor

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@CristinaKGBT lost my pw and had acct on an old email I don't have access to anymore :( lol

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Ive been forced to create a new Twitter, please follow me @lamerapluma2 ... thanks

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@realjeffreyross, you're still the king!

[Jeff Ross @realjeffreyross]

That @JonahHill dishes it out as well as he takes it. Congrats on a killer set Jonah! #FrancoRoast http://t.co/2ALY5cd1i9

[Jeff Ross @realjeffreyross]

Yes, she's killin! RT @natashaleggero @SarahKSilverman is a true beauty and killin it #francoroast

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Silverman is still the queen! #FrancoRoast

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Silverman's still hot even at 58 #francoroast

[Brent Zwerneman @BrentZwerneman]

Can Johnny Manziel play defense in the 2nd half, too?

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Harlingen QB Brandon Garza left game but came back a series later. Cardinal trainers tell me Garza's calves just cramped up on him #rgvweek0

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Final: Johnson 35, Harlingen 23 #rgvweek0 #txhsfb

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Rittimann 3 run. Johnson 35-23 with 7:06 left game #txhsfb #rgvweek0

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End 3Q Johnson 28-23 #rgvweek0 #txhsfb

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Cards offense: 38 pass plays to 15 run plays. #rgvweek0 #txhsfb

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Cards 13-play, 71-yard drive culminates with Rosales 2-yard TD run. Johnson 28-23 after failed 2-point conv. 3:14 left 3Q #rgvweek0 #txhsfb