Paper Tiger

[Paper Tiger @lamid_e]

My Gunman ❤️🔫

[Paper Tiger @lamid_e]

🏆 Player of the Season: Jota
❌ Disappointment of the season: Diaz/ Robertson/ Gravenberch, Konate
💪 Most Improved Player: Elliott
👏 Unsung Hero: Gomez
👕 Signing of the Season:
💎 Breakout POTS: Elliot
👶 Academy POTS: Bradley

[N Bot. @ConfusedSith]

Nigerians of a certain age group who have not fetched water from a borehole at 5am will make a policy that affects millions of young people, then be condescending when the affected group highlights their bad ideas

Joe Abah's NYSC 6-week thing is an example of this

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Elon Musk gets caught posting from his 'mum's account' when he was meant to be logged into a different alt.

He just spends all day talking to himself, I bet his mum doesn't even know she has an account.

[Nonconformist @_nonconformist1]

The Gbajabiamila bribery scandal is not making headlines on our News Channels, WHY????!!!

[𝘿 🇪🇬🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @drxzzy7i]

Every summer Manchester United fans are forced to come to the realization they're still not THAT club 😭😭

[Lola Okunrin @lollypeezle]

This is how it should be. Any video about flood in Lagos or pictures of wastes piling by the roadside in Lagos, always add @tokunbo_wahab’s picture so that his legacy doesn’t get erased in future. Let them see the onidoti for who he is.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Hakimi when he tried to get past stadium security and they found 11 Dutch towels hidden in his bag

[The Evil Maestro Morgan @MaestroMorgan17]

This is crazy even by “black dont crack” standards

[Ex-Grammaton Cleric @OtunbaBrickz]

Pedestrian arguments like this tire me bcos it plays into the hands of a government that’s not interested in fixing anything. Lack of Dirt or trash isn’t the reason why Netherlands does not flood! I don’t know why we keep going back to this topic!

The reason Amsterdam doesn’t flood is bcos of billions of dollars investment in world class flood protection engineering & technology.

Also Dubai floods every year too and Dubai isn’t dirty but they have terrible flood protection systems which they are currently investing billions of dollars building proper sewage reticulation systems, flood detentions systems, flood gates and levees, etc to fix the flood problems! Few years from now when flooding becomes a thing of history in Dubai you’ll be here still blaming Lagos’s dirtiness which is still a problem caused by inadequate government infrastructure for it.

Have you also ever asked yourself why no matter how badly Lagos floods, Eko Atlantic is NEVER flooded? The simple reason is bcos the private company that built & owns Eko Atlantic engaged the same Dutch engineers that designed the flood protection systems in the Netherlands to design that of Eko Atlantic!

Even if there’s no single trash in Lagos, Lagos will still be flooded every rainy season! Until we spend money on building flood protection infrastructure. Check out this video, to understand why the Netherlands doesn’t flood.

https://t.co/ANVAUOUjkX

[Paper Tiger @lamid_e]

@Modele_ It did , for some games

[L @lanreadelowo]

Una go wan go rave, dey tweet online to find details.

E reach elections wey concern your youth, you say make them bring the details to your doorstep

[shaka ⚡️ @shxkxbabu]

odumodu don collect rihanna from asap rocky oo

[Don Jay of Arsenal @Donjaytrix001]

There is no way you will have sense if you watch Nollywood movies

[Skull @SkullSpeedDeal]

How it feels for Australia to be the last Asian team in the World Cup.

[Æ @RobinaxOg]

Bola Ahmed Tinubu invited fake bishops.

You are a rat.

[LB @LBLFC_]

Can't believe we've scammed PSG into paying 120 million for the African Dwight McNeil.

[𝙆𝙖𝙮™️ @KayLFC05_]

Klopp:

Bundesliga (2011, 2012)
DFB Pokal (2012)
DFL Super Cup (2013,2014)
Champions League (2019)
Super Cup (2019)
Club World Cup (2019)
Premier League (2020)
Carabao Cup (2022, 2024)
FA Cup (2022)

Arteta:

FA Cup (2020)
Premier League (2026)

‘Klopp is jealous’ 😭

[Couch Nish 🛋️ @CouchNish]

Netherlands were robbed. If you look closely, the 'keeper is definitely off the line for Timber's kick!

[- @NotPaneen]

Day later…food chained by Spurs

[Mohamed @MoeSquare]

Pep Zero truly is a great slander name