LaMichael Decoste

ATO ‘97 | Karaoke Enthusiast, 2nd Coming of the Drahg, 3x Lion Box Eating Champ, Douce is Loose whistleblower

[LaMichael Decoste @lamikedecoste]

Every time I go through TSA I forget to empty my water bottle and every time I dump it in a trash can. This is how it’s done.

[LaMichael Decoste @lamikedecoste]

YOU CANT STOP HIM!!

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Dansby is so fucking good right now

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I know Mom. I’m in sigs. #inhoc

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Just left a graveyard of divots at the driving range. I don’t deserve anything.

[LaMichael Decoste @lamikedecoste]

Some chick asked the guy next to me what kinda shots these were, to which he replied “Jager bombs!” and she said “Ew jager that sounds gross.”

Holding back tears, I chimed in: “Have you ever heard of the University of Illinois?”

[LaMichael Decoste @lamikedecoste]

I can hear you and your boys discussing how much sack you’re picking up tonight

[LaMichael Decoste @lamikedecoste]

I, much like Squirrel White, would like to officially announce my retirement from the NFL. #AGTG

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Petan just cheers’d me across the bar and I got a half-chub

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Mazie gierat has a block I shaped bush

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Happy birthday daniel spezz

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The bowling ball of a human that guards Thirden needs to be tranquilized like the loose cow

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I think if I owned a whoop it’d probably tell me to put a gun in my mouth rn

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Least obvious Mattie Leskis burner

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@JF1ismydad KAMS is goated wdym

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@theowenlincolns Is that Ronnie 2k

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I just know Mirk be saying nigga

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PSA: When we make the natty all brown people are banned from Alma

[LaMichael Decoste @lamikedecoste]

How Leibforth bouta be coming after missing out on stealing money from his friends for the past 3 weeks

[LaMichael Decoste @lamikedecoste]

Tom Whelan was so tough in the abroad gc.

[LaMichael Decoste @lamikedecoste]

RJ tossed a dart in the bushes, per Champaign FD #TheFire