ema

this website fucking blows

[ema @lamomomal]

me after accidentally locking my old twitter and forever losing my mute list of verified accounts

[꩜ @adorewordss]

walking away from everything you ever wanted

[ema @lamomomal]

@ReplayAria i remember when someone w adhd tweeted that they’ve forgotten to flush the toilet before (which they were obv embarrassed abt) and NT ppl were SO fucking mad saying “adhd doesn’t give u bad hygiene ur just fucking gross” like we get to fucking control what things we forget to do

[✨ @magdalenepop]

hey guys welcome back to my youtube channel! today ill be showing you how to make slime with gorilla glue and baby powder

[aivilo⸆⸉ @begged4love]

jesus christ what happened to her

[ema @lamomomal]

it genuinely haunts me that i was too young to fully comprehend how amazing taylor swift was during the 2000s. you really can’t blame swifties for holding onto hope for 20 years

[my honest erection: @factchually]

oh my goodness!

[Raven 😈 @_ravens_crime_]

seeing adhd discourse about time blindness with a bunch of people going “bet you aren’t late for social events or flights and i bet you never leave work late” when yes actually those are all things that happen on a regular basis

[ema @lamomomal]

and wendy is every woman wondering why no one else is fucking mentioning the tidal wave of blood lmao

[ema @lamomomal]

i love this picture but it’s never bleeding through the cracks. it’s more like the fucking blood elevator from the shining

[Variety @Variety]

EXCLUSIVE: Vice TV has greenlit the documentary series "Everybody Hates," with each episode profiling the public's response to a different athlete.

The premiere episode will focus on Jake Paul. Later episodes will take on NFL stars like Aaron Rodgers and Michael Vick, as well as WNBA star Caitlin Clark, international soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo, and boxing legend Floyd Mayweather Jr.

https://t.co/rjXg2grAjZ

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

“boycott Ed Sheeran” man, I don’t control the playlist at Walgreens

[🪩 @bambinasalina]

zara be swinging that hinga dinga durga SO crazy

[erin 🍑 @maizie_star]

idk how to boycott ed sheeran more than i already am but i’ll have to find a way

[ash 🌙 @LoonieLunas]

twerkie kirkie. twerkie kirk kirk kirk kirk kirk kirk kirk

[ema @lamomomal]

@LoonieLunas if it makes you feel better this is my favorite katseye tweet i’ve ever seen i think

[ema @lamomomal]

i hate all the baseless speculation when it comes to katseye but it is hilarious how that jump is literally The Ankle Twister 9000

[ma @meiyokbxd]

se eu dou esse pulo que a megan deu DE SALTO eu caio de cara no chão feio socorro

[Fat Slag @Andrewisliv111d]

Dolly just visited me I’m shaking

[ema @lamomomal]

both queen liz and dolly passed away while i was in a science lecture and i remember breaking the news of lizzy to the class. unfortunately today i did not have the balls to announce to a room of 330 people that the REAL queen had died. RIP 💔

[potato bun @erewhonsmoothie]

Rip Dolly

[ema @lamomomal]

@Gholdenrikk @4nodite you are so fucking real for that. the music being torn apart by twitter bots is always the best

[ema @lamomomal]

@frostyarmadillo @qwerzzcyn @PunishedAG thank you for making me remember why i never argue with anyone on the internet by being so unapologetically stupid

[ema @lamomomal]

@frostyarmadillo @qwerzzcyn @PunishedAG so like what do u expect someone to do if they can’t walk across a parking lot to enter a building? and like i said there’s no cure, no workout, no supplement that helps. what makes that person less deserving of the handicap spot? because their disability isn’t visible?