LAMONSOFF

City boy | Days of Our Lives enthusiast | Proud Cadillac owner

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Feder backyard brawl…… count me in.

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@OhioTate @StoolAfterDark Par king in Lincolnshire

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@BarstoolBigCat @VivaLaStool @StellaBlueCoff @PAWSChicago All of them have tits

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@thatfrontallobe I’ve been on this for a while, seems as if Kyle’s feelings aren’t taken into consideration

[amanda sucks @x0_lilli]

What a bizarre woman
#SummerHouse #SummerHouseReunion

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@Justice4_Kyle @ItsBravoBtch @shboogies Unfortunately I wasn’t able to pay attention to any of the dialogue. Kyle’s looks were so mesmerizing, my focuses lay elsewhere.

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@StyxBurner2 @hannahcmontoya She ain’t gonna fuck you bro 🥀🥀💀😭

[SallyTheSlamPig @VIDATequilaPapi]

The feeling of tweeting to no one

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@bravooomg Omg I can smell her through the screen. I hope king Cooke sanitized after touching that rodent.

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Top 5 horror movies
1. A world without Kyle Cooke
2. Not having a loverboy on me at all times
3. Amanda (skunk breath, stinky ass) BUTTula
4. Being a sexually deviant pervert (west Wilson)
5. Fucking my mates missus
HM: #1 again

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@hannahcmontoya Why the same poop place? Do you smell ass butt afterwards?

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Live look of @imkylecooke in his dressing room before heading out to face his gross hag of a ex wife and a sexually mentally ill deviant

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@Justice4_Kyle @bravowivesclub I don’t know how anyone can tho tbh, I’ll take my ever lasting love of our gracious glorious king to my grave

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@Justice4_Kyle Pest control might be equally as effective. Both have very similar features to large feral rodents.

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@Justice4_Kyle Nope

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@Justice4_Kyle @imkylecooke Amanda BUTTula might the worst human of all time. Everytime she opens that skunk infused mouth of hers, I feel spiders crawling all over my body.

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@Justice4_Kyle @Conrad_Wilson Ms BUTTula’s room is probably covered in filth and slime. Fleas flying around with a large blanket of musk painting the room. On the flip side Kyle’s room probably looks like heaven itself! I think this is what he meant when speaking on the lack of compatibility.

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@hannahcmontoya Has anyone taught you privacy? Clearly not cause you decide to have photoshoot in the same restaurant bathroom when people are trying to poop and pee. Selfish and quite frank, gross.

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@hannahcmontoya How many flushes do you hear when taking mirror pictures in that stinky bathroom you are obsessed with? It’s a little odd you chose a restaurants defecation facilities to try and thirst trap. Would you like to comment?