Kris Naudus

Undercover Hispanic, off-white person, haver of quaint hobbies. Sometimes I write about technology. she/her La-tee-nex not Lah-tin-x.

[Kris Naudus @lampbane]

Oh hai I have a Linktree now https://t.co/hoLJ8w4X12

[Kris Naudus @lampbane]

So I'm being impersonated @krisnaudus (which I deleted a while ago), so everyone still here on Twitter/X, while I work on getting it killed, please flag the account on your end as well.

Again, that is not me and if they're trying to solicit you block them immediately.

[Kris Naudus @lampbane]

@leighdoinstuff lolol of course not

In reality I can't check but within 20 minutes? I doubt it.

[Kris Naudus @lampbane]

Today I got to experience a quintessential New York experience...

Reporting illegal parking only to have the NYPD close the ticket 20 minutes later

[Kris Naudus @lampbane]

@enn_at However, they banned Russia no problem, so

[Kris Naudus @lampbane]

@enn_at Ugh let me get my fedora so I can properly "well, actually" this one

It's part of the European Broadcasting Union, because radio/TV waves dgaf about national or continental borders, and other Middle Eastern countries could be in Eurovision but aren't because Israel is

[Kris Naudus @lampbane]

Chick just puking all over the downtown A platform at Jay Street time to break out the sawdust @MTA @NYCTSubway

[Kris Naudus @lampbane]

I'm only here to complain about brands and services

[Kris Naudus @lampbane]

Half-Life 3 CONFIRMED

[Pokémon @Pokemon]

#PokemonLegendsZA, an ambitious new entry to the Pokémon video game series, will launch on Nintendo Switch systems in 2025!

[Kris Naudus @lampbane]

Forms are basically game engines for poetry

[Star Trek on Paramount+ @StarTrekOnPPlus]

Computer, bring up Mariner and Boimler's 100% profesh profile of the #StarTrek #StrangeNewWorlds crew. Which member of Pike's Enterprise would you be most excited to meet?

[Kris Naudus @lampbane]

Needs more Allan and Midge, but otherwise ⭐⭐⭐⭐ #BarbieTheMovie

[Kris Naudus @lampbane]

I don't care what any of you thought about Death on the Nile, I am going to see this ish in 70mm

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Kenneth Branagh, Jamie Dornan and Michelle Yeoh star in the new trailer for ‘A HAUNTING IN VENICE’.

The film releases on September 15 in theaters.

[Kris Naudus @lampbane]

Barbie didn't make you unhappy with your looks. Society made you unhappy with your looks, and you blamed Barbie because it was easier then having another argument with your mother

[Kris Naudus @lampbane]

@seaniccus https://t.co/QcBPcMuoQu

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

no one:

Nate Dogg and Warren G:
https://t.co/mmYfgktg2F

[Kris Naudus @lampbane]

I thought @2AvSagas might enjoy this electronic signage shenanigans.

[Kris Naudus @lampbane]

Y'all should just make a @letterboxd account and then we can just all talk about movies and nothing else and let the world burn without comment

[Kris Naudus @lampbane]

@MichaelToole @KeikakuKat Thank you for your service

[Kris Naudus @lampbane]

Muskmelon's bullshit has deprived me of one of my favorite July 4th traditions: NPR tweeting out the text of the Declaration of Independence and conservatives getting big mad about it

[Kris Naudus @lampbane]

@Aryl_Ether You get used to it. I had the same problem at first and now I don't bat an eye (except to blink, of course)