Erika Lampe

Usually a bad influence but always a good time.

[Erika Lampe @lampe23]

The power is out in Des Moines and there’s a crackhead in the middle of the street directing traffic

[Erika Lampe @lampe23]

None, that’s what my heaven entry would look like if I willing listened to his music

[red🩸 @lottareds]

what playboi carti song u playing here ?

[Erika Lampe @lampe23]

Ho is you incompetent?

[Jev @Jevrix9]

You cannot worship God and smoke weed.

[Erika Lampe @lampe23]

That’s crazy because I DID

[Kelly @JellyfishCommaK]

@lampe23 Let’s move to Australia mate

[Erika Lampe @lampe23]

I want a desperate #paypigtwt #paypig

[Erika Lampe @lampe23]

Taylor Swift fans are culty freaks and you can’t tell me different

[Erika Lampe @lampe23]

Thought this was Kendall Jenner

[mira 🍀 @brittnoopy]

thought this was a beautiful butch but no it’s just Adam Scott

[Erika Lampe @lampe23]

My mom is going through stuff in the house and sent me a picture of one of my yearbooks - short story I lied and told everyone my middle names was James for years lol

[Erika Lampe @lampe23]

Hey so it’s really not cute of you as grown women to creep on my social media and judge me then talk shit
GET THE FUCK OFF ME YOU WEIRD ASS BITCHES!!!!!!!

[Erika Lampe @lampe23]

Ho, is you incompetent?

[Erika Lampe @lampe23]

My goal for this weekend is to shut the f*** up!

[Erika Lampe @lampe23]

I never see you bitches at the dentist and it shows

[Erika Lampe @lampe23]

How lucky is my boyfriend that he doesn’t have to worry about my nails not being done when he proposes because they're always done 💅🏽

[Erika Lampe @lampe23]

All power to the most high

[Erika Lampe @lampe23]

I’ve got a problem smacking bitches!

[Erika Lampe @lampe23]

It’s only true love if they know your subway order fuck all you broke bitches anyway

[Erika Lampe @lampe23]

Bangs are so fucking ugly I don’t care

[Erika Lampe @lampe23]

My intake on visiting my hometown after moving to Australia 6 months ago
1. Des Moines is stale
2. No one cares about you as much as they say they do
3. My boyfriend is my bestfriend

[Erika Lampe @lampe23]

Oh my god I think I have PCOS my face has gotten so fat

[Erika Lampe @lampe23]

I just know P Diddy got Justin Bieber </3

[Erika Lampe @lampe23]

Somethings I’m just better at