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here for: witch hat atelier + ice hockey + whatever mamdani is doing tbh // dm for priv // #thefutureisteal

[🍋 @lamplit_lemons]

taping this to the fridge to point at

[Clark @psilvissinbin]

In honour of Ao3 moving out of beta I think we need to remind everyone that ao3 was founded to fight censorship. Literally made as an Archive for fan works because every other site would delete “problematic” works or cave to outside pressures
If you don’t like that, leave.

[D🔅rin🔅ke @dorinokee]

Mr Qifbody
#witchhatatelier #Δ帽子

[TK🍉| non hr comms open @CrazySadAzn]

captains traded since I tweeted this:
-nick foligno
-brayden schenn
-brady tkachuk
-radko gudas

[wiwi 🍃 #WHAspoilers @no_rest_for_th3]

#whaspoilers Btw agotts favourite magic is falling out of use and being forgotten by general witch society because of its impracticality. the animal sigils have no real “use”, theyre just beautiful and fun to draw. And she wants to be a librarian to preserve them

[jay @tidalelegies]

years of evolution finally led up to twilight sparkle and applejack doing unpaid labor on rhodes island

[Lily🌼diphylleia grayi | Adinapilled @akuhopkins]

Agott is she becomes a librarian

[Jamie @ceramiccowthot]

@goaliepilled In the nhl if you are an offensive defenseman they throw you a party but if you are a defensive forward they stone you in the street

[ek65 news and updates™ @goaliepilled]

no one fucking wants defensive dmen anymore. the forwards gotta score and the dmen gotta score and the goalies gotta fucking suffer and die i guess.

[🍋 @lamplit_lemons]

@AverageHbsFan @tealmisa about sam dickinson, https://t.co/mntH14ueA6

[trin 𝜗𝜚⋆₊˚ IS SEEING MADISON @samossmith]

“i hated everyone on london but i like dick” — michael misa 2026

[lisa @mackerelbellini]

maybe he isn't great at silly things like "skating" or "playing hockey" but have you considered that i love him and believe in him

[jay is OUTSIDE @StubbyMuffin]

i know this definitely has a sports physio benefit but it really does look like they’re teaching out baby sharks how to skate for the first time 😭😭😭

[dust eater @dryltt3]

what is the witch hat cast up to at the bbq

[Mar🍜 | 💛🤍💜🖤 @haruttoru]

THEY ARE DOING THE GAY POSE??!! 😭😭 #orufrey

[moncho @ramoncito411267]

more! now with quiflings
#witchhatatelier #Δ帽子

[shap @sensofelation]

She’s. Unbelievable 😭

[Josu ♬ • house of Arklaum @JosuColeslawg]

Kefir, oregano, rice, tesla, cocoa and faggot ❤️

[cecidrai @cecidrais]

Broke: keeping up with trades as they happen

Woke: muting half the league on twitter and yelling “he plays there now??!!” for the first three months of the season until you eventually piece all the trades together

[cas 🐧 @campbelIbain]

the concept of saying “but at first glance, yeah, we do look similar” about your identical twin brother

[ayda 🦈˚˖𓍢ִ໋❀ @cheetahmack]

to everyone endeared by the rucks, let me help further by showing u the med hat tigers power play celly🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️..

[jay @kendallhosseini]

“the average rookie lives with a veteran player’s family for 6 years” is actually a statistical error. The average rookie lives with a veteran player’s family for 1.5 years. Sidney Crosby is a statistical error and should not be counted.

[Azure ║ ⊙⊝⊜ ⟭⟬⁷ @WhyAzure_]

This just in, our defence for next year is gonna consist of 3 goalies with a gun and Kris Letang in a wheelchair 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨