Montalban Dave Lee

I'm a security guard by day... and by night too. :(

[Montalban Dave Lee @lamplovingguard]

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[Montalban Dave Lee @lamplovingguard]

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[Montalban Dave Lee @lamplovingguard]

@vpisteve Buy me one too!

[Montalban Dave Lee @lamplovingguard]

@MichaelCanning_ Tell me about it!!

[Montalban Dave Lee @lamplovingguard]

Double dose of bad news. I've got another disciplinary hearing tomorrow. AND THIS NEW LAVA LAMP RAN OUT OF BUBBLES!

[Montalban Dave Lee @lamplovingguard]

I think maybe I looked at my lava lamp too much. I don't see anybody around to guard. Uh oh.

[Montalban Dave Lee @lamplovingguard]

How many people was I supposed to be guarding? Was it five? Or six? Or maybe zero? Ooooh, look at the bubbles! XD

[Montalban Dave Lee @lamplovingguard]

I can just feel all my troubles melting away... I think I hear footsteps and buzzing sounds behind me but everything is calm in here...

[Montalban Dave Lee @lamplovingguard]

OK now there's a glob that looks like Mickey Mouse. Hee hee, it's so cute! LOLZ XD

[Montalban Dave Lee @lamplovingguard]

THIS IS SO COOL! Guys, I wish you could see this lamp: it's even better than my old one! I wonder where this one came from. I don't care!

[Montalban Dave Lee @lamplovingguard]

Can it be? My dreams are coming true! Somebody's given me a new lava lamp!

[Montalban Dave Lee @lamplovingguard]

WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE GIVE ME A LAVA LAMP TO LOOK AT?!?!?!

[Montalban Dave Lee @lamplovingguard]

I'm sorry if this makes me a bad guard, but I don't want to "protect corporate secrets." I want to LOOK AT MY LAVA LAMP.

[Montalban Dave Lee @lamplovingguard]

I'll tell you one thing, I barely care if this kid stays in the closet or escapes. I'm this close to completely losing interest. #missmylamp

[Montalban Dave Lee @lamplovingguard]

Why do they have me guarding a closet, anyhow? There are plenty of empty cells. Do they think I'm not good at being a guard?

[Montalban Dave Lee @lamplovingguard]

The kid I'm supposed to be guarding sounds like he's updating his voicemail. I should probably stop him but I'm not going to.

[Montalban Dave Lee @lamplovingguard]

Knock knock. Who's there? Is it my lava lamp? No. Then I don't care. #missmylamp

[Montalban Dave Lee @lamplovingguard]

Oh yeah, happy halloween. You know what I'd like in my trick-or-treat bag? MY LAVA LAMP BACK PLEASE. #missmylamp

[Montalban Dave Lee @lamplovingguard]

With no lava lamp to stare at, I'm trying other things to keep myself entertained. Today it's humming.

[Montalban Dave Lee @lamplovingguard]

Night shift. Now is when I could really use a lava lamp to distract me and take my mind of my worries. But I'm out of luck. Ugh. #missmylamp