Josiah

Voracious Reader, Minimalist, Christian

[Josiah @lamppost118]

I grossly underestimated the anxiety picking a recital outfit would cause. So far I've ruled out jeans and tails, but the remaining spectrum is rather vast.

[Josiah @lamppost118]

The greatest failure by the House of Representatives this year was their gross inaction on the pressing DST issue! This could have been our last time!!! Happy falling back this weekend.

[Josiah @lamppost118]

One of the easiest metrics for assessing how well a particular team performs is the inverse of how excited their fans get for the draft.

[Josiah @lamppost118]

Babysitting my nephew, but now the cats are staring at me. Just sitting there on the couch either judging the strange human or preparing to eat me. Not sure which.

[Josiah @lamppost118]

It's already 2021 in other parts of the world, so there's that to be thankful for.

[Josiah @lamppost118]

Instituting a new #FantasyFootball playoff rule, the #1 seed gets to choose his opponent from all playoff teams. Then #2, if not chosen, selects from the remaining teams, and so forth. Calling out your opponent is the way real fantasy should be played.

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I don't know about you all, but this is kind of what I was expecting from a 2020 election. A whole lot of ambiguity and a whole lot of waiting.

[Josiah @lamppost118]

I need a tinder for food where I can just swipe left on restaurants until Inspiration strikes. Navigating DoorDash when I don’t know what I want is just too taxing.

[Josiah @lamppost118]

Dear internet: I think it's time to remind you that "weary" means tired. "Wary" means cautious. "Leery" also means cautious. Stop using weary wrong you butchers of language!

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I know it's weird and stereotypical, but there is something about building a spreadsheet that I find particularly soothing.

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@catheraaine @mindflare77 #goals

[Sparkbox @hearsparkbox]

We’re very excited to share some of our latest (and most fun) work with you! Check out @OKCThunder’s new game and play now!

[Josiah @lamppost118]

@ATT out here sending people house to house to get them to sign up for their bundles. SHAME ON YOU!!!! Haven't you heard there's an epidemic on? Are you TRYING to get your employees sick?

[Josiah @lamppost118]

The hardest thing about adjusting to Work From Home so far has been having to rearrange my displays. Like nothing is where I usually have it!

[Josiah @lamppost118]

Today is one of the best days of the year. A day where we can all set aside our differences and celebrate the beautiful blessings of mathematics and delicious dessert pastry! Happy #PiDay

[Josiah @lamppost118]

Does anyone else find themselves washing their hands for longer than it took to use the facilities?

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Way too early hot take: the #xfl is fun to watch. Spring football could be a success.

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@jordanatwell @benriggsy Throw a shoe

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Are you trying to pay down your student loans or mortgage early? Make sure that the "extra" you are paying to your bank is explicitly marked towards the principal. Institutions can legally apply undesignated extra towards "future interest" instead of towards the principal.

[Josiah @lamppost118]

Momentous evening. Got my first Wingspan victory!