lamppost

[👻 ren girlhaunting @girlderping]

(trying to groom an older man) you're so woke for your age

[#1 computer user @inherentvibes]

had a dream i was doing heroin and it was chill

[lamppost @lamppostk3y]

a coherent emotion has made it past the barricade of prozac, birth control, spironolactone, valium, dexamphetamine and alcohol

[lamppost @lamppostk3y]

sometimes i do embarrassing things that i regret afterwards

[lamppost @lamppostk3y]

*puts a fingertip 3 angstroms away from ur face*
im not touching u........

[lamppost @lamppostk3y]

hear me out: the cockroach man in Metamorphosis

[lamppost @lamppostk3y]

@dongtrumpet i'm sorry

[lamppost @lamppostk3y]

>food goes in
>at least 80% of it comes out again
so food it mostly useless fluff? is it possible to eat only exactly what you need and never poop?

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Manspreading on a Titanic rescue boat

[lamppost @lamppostk3y]

@dongtrumpet is that what's coming out of my pussy?

[lamppost @lamppostk3y]

considering going off my meds so i can tweet funny things again

[lamppost @lamppostk3y]

can u tell me the full names of all ur exes so i can look them up and compare myself

[lamppost @lamppostk3y]

getting fucked up on virgin edibles

[lamppost @lamppostk3y]

tryna date someone who isn't marriage material

[uncle @dongtrumpet]

fall in love with my heart before you fall in love with my feet

[lamppost @lamppostk3y]

damn that's crazy, you know what's even crazier? didn't ask

[lamppost @lamppostk3y]

Shinji? Is that you? Stop fapping and get in the damn robot, Shinji.

[lamppost @lamppostk3y]

if a vagina appeared in front of me right now i wouldn't even know what to do with it

[lamppost @lamppostk3y]

it's ok, i'll take some sympathy head