Miss Mallard

Bird lover and duck enthusiast. Believer in magic. 🦆🌌✨

[Miss Mallard @lampshade_]

@jacobpitts628 You always post the most awesome shots of my favorite birds. Stunning, Jacob!

[Miss Mallard @lampshade_]

@jacobpitts628 Amazing find, Jacob!! I absolutely love your posts. And boy, do I love woodpeckers. Here's my favorite, the red-bellied, being annoyed by some sparrows. She (I think) did not appreciate their presence.

[Miss Mallard @lampshade_]

@jacobpitts628 DUCK MODE!! 🦆🦆🦆 Duck mode is the best mode! 🦆💕 🥰

[Miss Mallard @lampshade_]

@Slootslapper @senex_official Sounds like duck cruelty! 😭

[Miss Mallard @lampshade_]

@madwaynet @losttwtss It's always so awkward if you're watching with another person, too. 🙈

[Miss Mallard @lampshade_]

This is my raccoon, who visits my feeder nightly for his snack. I still haven't settled on what to call him. Needless to say, I love him. 🦝🥰

[Miss Mallard @lampshade_]

@BlueLionBlog @xmikemac They were so good in HBO's Oz.

[Miss Mallard @lampshade_]

@LdnSquirrels 🤣🤣🤣 He's doing the gesture of arms picking up!! He's like, come on, do the thing for me!! Too adorable. Made my day. 🥹

[Miss Mallard @lampshade_]

This is one of my favorite videos online. I've watched it countless times at this point. I JUST LOVE THEM SO MUCH. 🐿️😭💕

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

This guy built a squirrel city with over 1,000 homes, complete with cameras to capture what they get up to

including hugging and “kissing” their loved ones in the privacy of their own homes.

[Snoopy Fans @snoopykingfan]

🍂🍂

[Miss Mallard @lampshade_]

@darrylmccallum1 @HMiteni @ChaosTV @grok The old man was wrong to try to touch the camera guy. The camera guy was also wrong for shoving the old man.

[Miss Mallard @lampshade_]

@ThatGuyRoRo @ShegunTweets This movie is based on a book, authored by Roald Dahl. In Dahl books, some of the adults are always extremely abusive. He had a bad experience in British boarding school.

[Miss Mallard @lampshade_]

@Natursee I'm looking forward to it, although I truly love my Fall. 🍂🍁🎃🖤

[Miss Mallard @lampshade_]

@HMiteni @ChaosTV @grok He probably should have been. That shove was way too much. He shoved that old man at the top of a flight of concrete stairs. I bet if he had fallen, the camera asshole would have just kept filming and told him it was his fault. These people are terrible.

[Miss Mallard @lampshade_]

@AllexmarieHoll1 @XOQueenEsther @RoyalFamily @KensingtonRoyal Your comment made me burst out laughing!! Thank you!! 🤣😭💀

[Miss Mallard @lampshade_]

@gwenmonicasmith @BritneyTheStan That's not true. She never said anything negative about Courtney.

[Laura El @iamlaurael]

My illustration - The Reading Room 2026

[Miss Mallard @lampshade_]

@juliet_turner6 He even has a stylish anklet. 😍

[Disney Nostalgia @Nostalgicdisney]

There's no no place like home 🥰

[Miss Mallard @lampshade_]

@LdnSquirrels Rosie is topping my list of online squirrels right now. 😍