Hanna

ain’t nothing to it but to do it

[TransgenDeer⚢🇵🇸 @Transgen_Deer]

Was cleaning off a knife but accidentally gave my Scrub Daddy an eyebrow slit now they’re nonbinary and wont do my dishes anymore

[iLumpE @iLumpee]

it’s fucked up that a single serving of 12 beers is about 2400 calories

[limpkin @acealeam]

girlfriend called... DECLINE! busy whore! busy with my CREEK

[Hanna @lampspots]

Pinky is always singing this small snippet from a song so I finally look it up so I can play it in the car and it’s BRYSON TILLER?? What’s next? Hoodie Allen? Chill out

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

hunter biden summer, smoking cigarettes and telling everyone to go fuck themselves

[evil sinister fucking komodo dragon (bio/paleoomf) @GarlotsBack]

Posts that could only be produced by humans and no other species in the galaxy

[buth’s hole @warm__hole]

It’s called dubstep and my dick can’t get hard without it. Yeah Pepsi’s okay. Do you have diet

[David Moscrop @David_Moscrop]

Really torn here.

[cav empty @cavempty_]

meet me at the refreshment center

[👩‍💻 @weirdassfishes]

Every man under 170 pounds will be shot come Fat Dude July

[ﾟ✧ﾟ mothemi ﾟ✧ﾟ @kvwviiju]

hey king couldn’t help but notice that big step u took to unstick ur balls just now

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Shave ur big toe bitch we’re going to circle k

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[Hanna @lampspots]

Really gotta lock in on my life rn

[cher @mclIark]

relinquishing all my earthly desires also known as killing myself

[coolguy15 @boomhotdog2]

i just sprayed flex seal all over my pussy

[latke @latkedelrey]

i am at the part in the hero’s journey where everyone starts beating the hero with hammers

[chad @chasedbywasps]

I don't remember Jack shit and it makes me drive aggressive on the highway