Ixchel/lamusadelils 👁️😈🍄

Call me Ixchel. Gimme all the AUs. Occasionally NSFW 🤗

Se habla español.

[Ixchel/lamusadelils 👁️😈🍄 @lamusadelils]

Trying my hand at some threadfics to clear space in my mind

[top wei wuxian bang @topxianbang]

TOPXIAN BANG 2026 INTEREST CHECK !!

the interest check for our topxian bang 2026 event is still open, do fill it & help us decide what kind of event we should do this year !

#MDZS #CQL #WeiWuxian #Topxian

https://t.co/O6EUyG6pq8

[HellingLaozu 저승노조 @HellingLaozu]

...better late than never? 🏳️‍🌈
#魔道祖师 #忘羨 #MDZS #WangXian

[Ixchel/lamusadelils 👁️😈🍄 @lamusadelils]

There's a cat in heat outside and its yowls are soooo weird they could probably make someone believe in the supernatural

[duda ᢉ𐭩 wuxian | 📖 svsss @weiluvs]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH

[천자소 @y_ung_1]

#mdzs

[Ixchel/lamusadelils 👁️😈🍄 @lamusadelils]

@atolilloo Ash yo soy sexo lésbico, preferiría ser arombia

[Wasabi 😁 (COMMS WAITLIST) @wasabiiiladyy]

when ur stressed but u neither smoke nor drink

[Ixchel/lamusadelils 👁️😈🍄 @lamusadelils]

@blirbie (LWJ: I can warm you up)

[Ixchel/lamusadelils 👁️😈🍄 @lamusadelils]

Wangxian meeting because WWX has to do some errands with JC at some awful time in the morning and he sleepily gets into LWJ's car because he parked in the spot where JC usually picks up WWX.

It takes WWX several minutes to realize he's not in JC's car.

LWJ just stares.

[Ixchel/lamusadelils 👁️😈🍄 @lamusadelils]

@blirbie Or he closes his eyes and goes "Brrr, even my balls are freezing! Turn on the heating, you asshole"

[Ixchel/lamusadelils 👁️😈🍄 @lamusadelils]

So many of my problems of late come down to a single reason: I accidentally became important at work.

[Ixchel/lamusadelils 👁️😈🍄 @lamusadelils]

New fic for the @bottomjibigbang

keeping the stars apart (28k)

2 😍 pieces of art by the impurelily and beta by @arcticthymesalt

🕳 Dimension travel
🕳 Genius WWX
🕳 MXY whump, also MXY love
🕳 WWX seeking hole (as in portals)

https://t.co/JO2GCqkL4T

[Ixchel/lamusadelils 👁️😈🍄 @lamusadelils]

Also it's bloon day🎈

[Ixchel/lamusadelils 👁️😈🍄 @lamusadelils]

I haven't been able to post wip Wednesday stuff in a long time, or any other kind of teaser, but to those who know me as a fic writer and thought I had left my writing days behind:

Be prepared.

Aka: I'm posting a fic later today 😈

[Ixchel/lamusadelils 👁️😈🍄 @lamusadelils]

Not completely unrelated: folks please make sure to have different options for 2 factor authentication in your important apps and stuff.

[Ixchel/lamusadelils 👁️😈🍄 @lamusadelils]

I accidentally deactivated my phone number lol (meaning I reported an unrecognized phone number that was linked to my ID and the company deactivated both)

I've been fighting them for days to get my phone line back but at last I won. And I got most of my info back too yay

[Ixchel/lamusadelils 👁️😈🍄 @lamusadelils]

I just sneeze-coughed and some blood came out.

Truly feeling like a victorian child dying from consumption 🤧

[Ixchel/lamusadelils 👁️😈🍄 @lamusadelils]

I thought I preferred the sneezing part of the flu to the incontrollable coughs, but sneezing all the time does get old fast. And my head hurts just the same from repeated sneezing.

[Ixchel/lamusadelils 👁️😈🍄 @lamusadelils]

@blirbie I drink my water in the fancy wine cups I got as a housewarming gifts years ago 🤭