Fundi Mkare

I am untamed – I need a leash | I am insane – I need a shrink | I love brain – I need a leech

[Murray Rothbard @MurraySuggests]

The Iranian navy, which has been destroyed eight times, has apparently closed the Strait of Hormuz again, because the United States, for the seventh time, won the war that wasn’t a war, so now the United States has to open the Strait of Hormuz that was already open before the not-war began.

The not-war began because Iran had uranium that was totally, completely, beautifully obliterated, so they can’t build the nuclear bomb they weren’t building, which is why the United States had to start the not-war it definitely didn’t start.

Now the United States, which has nuclear weapons, is threatening to use nuclear weapons to stop Iran from getting nuclear weapons, because nuclear weapons are far too dangerous for countries with nuclear weapons to allow other countries to have.

If the United States saw the United States doing what the United States does in other countries, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.

[DP 🇰🇪 @DanChepta]

Yet another security lapse took place,

This time involving Kilifi Governor Gideon Mung'aro at Madaraka Day celebrations.

Fortunately, a security officer responded swiftly

In an attempt to contain the situation.

[DismasWaTabu @DismasWaTabu]

John Mbadi said the quiet part loud. He told Kenyans, to their faces, that their vote is not a threat. That going home in 2027 changes nothing for him. That 17 years of public service has left him so comfortable that he does not even need the job anymore.

He is not wrong. That is the most troubling part. After decades in public office, on a public salary, he has enough to never worry again. A man who served the public somehow ended up with more than the public he served. Nobody is supposed to ask how.

But beyond the money, what this statement reveals is the attitude. These are not people who see public service as a responsibility. It is a feeding opportunity and once you have fed enough, the threats of the voter become almost amusing. Go ahead and vote me out. I already ate.

This is what years of unaccountable governance produces. Leaders so insulated from consequence that they can look at the very people struggling to afford unga and say, with a straight face, that they will be just fine. No apology. No pretense. Just honesty about how the game works.

The tragedy is that this kind of honesty should cause outrage. Instead it will be forgotten by next week, buried under the next scandal, the next infographic, the next rally where someone throws around money that nobody will ever account for.

Dismas wa Tabu. Dreaming in installments. Billed in full.

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

BREAKING: Oil prices fall by 5%

[Dreamy✨️ @wamboi_sue]

As Sheldon once said: 73 is a perfect number. It is the the 21st prime number. Its mirror 37 is the 12th prime number, and the digits of 21 multiplied together equal 7 and 3. Written in binary, 73 is a palindrome 1001001.
In conclusion Chatgpt is Sheldon.

[Fundi Mkare @lamz89]

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[Fundi Mkare @lamz89]

@Beno10_MFC 993

[Prime Media News @primemediakenya]

Dan Gikonyo clashes with Muthomi Thiankolu brilliance only, wengine ni spectator

[Fundi Mkare @lamz89]

@bennyjohnson To remind him that school kids are not to be 💣

[Fundi Mkare @lamz89]

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[Fundi Mkare @lamz89]

Ed Chiron

[Tehran Times @TehranTimes79]

Isfahan's University of Technology announced that the building targeted in US-Israeli airstrikes will be preserved as a museum of war crimes against science.

[Ahmednasir Abdullahi SC @ahmednasirlaw]

Surely CS Chirchir and your PS...When will this Road between and Mombasa and Kilifi be done? Does the construction of a mere 25 kilometers between vipingo and Mombasa take 10 years plus and is still 70% incomplete? Waziri shida ni nini? And what is the marking scheme if any for H.E WILLIAM RUTO to appraise the performance of his employees?

[Killa Lando @KillaLando]

JICA's Master plan for Mombasa City, beyond Dongo Kundu, is something else!

1. An infinite industrial loop with a water front at Tsunza
2. Hyper corridor coordination plan
3. ICT Center with a Data Center.
4. Cultural Heritages restoration, like in Iran & Japan.

etc.

Awed!

[RT @RT_com]

‘Head of Apple called to ‘kiss my ass’’ — Trump on Tim Cook

Claims the Apple CEO once reached out with a problem he fixed ‘quickly and effectively’

As Cook prepares to step down, Trump reflects on their relationship

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Whatever the dog saw at night and barked, the sheep also saw it and decided to keep quiet.

[Dr. Priyam Bordoloi @DocPriyamMD]

Most mammals are born with a "budget" of one billion heartbeats; the faster you spend them, the sooner the clock runs out.
Modern medicine lets humans cheat that limit, but a slow resting heart rate is still the ultimate biological insurance policy!

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Kenya’s imported cars face total taxes of about 70%–100% of their value, pushing prices higher.

Here is the explanation of how the taxes are structured.

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