Lana Carlson

Full time Emergency Room Nurse. Sass level: Ginger. It's a glorious day to be alive.

[Lana Carlson @lanac3]

@_marc_davis Doesn't mean it's not true!

[Lana Carlson @lanac3]

Hey @_marc_davis you're kinda cute 😘

[Lana Carlson @lanac3]

@AngieSpann Probably one of the single most impactful things I was told after my break up was by you "If you thought this was good, just wait to see what God has in store for you with the right one" #GodKnows #HeIsInControl #WasntTheRightOne #PatienceBroughtHimToMe

[Lana Carlson @lanac3]

@mspowahs Hear me out- Pour brownie batter into said cooking platform. After sniffing these fine aromas, you will decide that the salmonella is worth it. Take 2 finished morsels and put ice cream between them. You and your waffle iron can rekindle the flame. All is not lost #TotWaffles

[Lana Carlson @lanac3]

@griffinliz Especially that I can have 6 days off without taking PTO!

[Lana Carlson @lanac3]

I love having Fridays on Wednesdays. #Nursing #ScrubLife #12HourShifts #ButActually14hours #LoveMyJob

[Lana Carlson @lanac3]

Can I just play piano and sing all day? This is where my heart is. #Singer #Musician #MySoulIsInTheSong

[Lana Carlson @lanac3]

Reason #58 I have a concealed to carry weapons permit. Some guy literally put his hand down my shirt at the bar #NotOk #2ndAmendment

[Lana Carlson @lanac3]

Remember @DateMeShow give all your money to Charity! #DateMe

[Lana Carlson @lanac3]

I think about how fun it would be to live in #Chicago but then I remember that I would never be able to find my house after I left it.

[Lana Carlson @lanac3]

Me needing to get in the shower: "meh, I don't really feel like it."
Me needing to get out of the shower: see above response. #Truth

[Lana Carlson @lanac3]

https://t.co/q9W1MsUHYJ

[𝐂𝐂 @ChatByCC]

"If sanctuary cities defy the law of this country they shouldn't receive federal tax dollars" @Reince
#MAGA

[Տᗩᑎᗪᖇᗩ @SandraXFreedom]

Truth someone posted on FB: This is Bill Clinton

Where were you freaking #resistance #WomensMarch then?

#J21
#MAGA
#Trump

[Maine Defender 🇺🇸 @RyanMurphy1020]

The #FedExSamaritan is a hero in my book. God Bess you Sir, for your true #AmericanPatriotism!!! #MAGA

[Lana Carlson @lanac3]

Sometimes you just have to hang out with your mama #WayIWasRaised #Respect

[Lana Carlson @lanac3]

This "bad news comes in 3s" thing is total bullshit. This is the 4th family member in the last month to be seriously sick or die. I'm pissed

[Lana Carlson @lanac3]

2016 cannot be undone. #2016

[Lana Carlson @lanac3]

Brantley Gilbert makes me want to have a soul. #Ginger #CountryRock

[Lana Carlson @lanac3]

Putting the same songs on repeat because it's exactly my life right now.