Lorel

[Lorel @lanacs18]

Would preferred Kylie, but Jason will do. Go birds 🦅 @nglwithkylie @newheightshow

[lilly! @taylenahq]

i think some people who are criticizing showgirl need to know that while youve been getting down about the liars and the dirty dirty cheats of the world you couldve been getting down to this sick beat

[petey @peteypayless]

the US if Tylenol actually caused autism

[SαvαnnαXO @SHETheCreatoR]

The FBI agent stepped in and said let’s wrap this shit up TODAY 😂😭 whole town did almost two yrs of an investigation and he came in and was like “here’s who I found!” #UnknownNumberTheHighSchoolCatfish

[rachel ♡ 🩷 @beginagaintv]

fuck parasocialism my best friend is getting married

[jen!! 🐞 @newyorknoshoes]

AND FUCK A PAPER RING BTW!

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Surround yourself with lawyers who will do shit like this

[elroymonté @finess3nce]

i wake up ready to REPORT LIVE

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo is ready for it! Are you? 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡

[latke @latkedelrey]

americans love to be like. “i have a wet cough. i’m getting on a plane”

[evelyn @portiaspetrat]

ever since i was a little girl ive loved information

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

i’m under a lot of the same conditions that made squidward so mean

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

no no no…god granted YOU the serenity to accept the things you cannot change…god granted ME the swag (OCD) to change all things if i do Enough Rituals…

[jess @enchantedjess13]

ts12 i’m your meemaw and i think you’re going to be pop rock

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

so true

[Casual Thursday @CasualThursday]

If there’s one thing Jesus absolutely hated it’s poor people having access to healthcare. The Bible is very clear on this.

[The Road Jess Travelled @JessPected]

I keep seeing Adriana Smith "gave birth." She didn't "give birth," a fetus was cut from a corpse. She & her family were denied any dignity in her death. She was dehumanized, designated an incubator, & desecrated. By the very system that killed her.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I once again checked with my accountant and she told me that this still isn’t enough money to make my sister stop being dead so I’m afraid I’m going to have to hold firm on demanding the Sacklers rot in jail.

[Jane Coaston 🏔️ @janecoaston]

alright that's enough news, too much news, put the news back in the news box, we have had enough news

[meg @casual_meg]

hands down the best thing I saw in Japan was a 12 year old wearing a tshirt with a picture of a shrimp on it that just said SCOLIOSIS