bai🦈

your local shark enthusiast / retweeting men are trash while cuddling w my boyfriend / #BLM

[kenzi @kenzianidiot]

my dad goes to a bar with his friends every friday and he makes a list of discussion topics pt 41

[Women Posting W's @womenpostingws]

please watch until the end because she is so real I love her

[Daniel 🧮 @dunisayno]

Plans Unveiled to Relocate U.S. Capitol Building Across River to Potomac Yard in Virginia

[Taylor Swift Updates 💎 @swifferupdates]

🎂| In celebration of Taylor's birthday, the hospital that Taylor was born in is giving out friendship bracelets to the newborns and their parents! 😊❤️

[Kirk A. Bado @kirk_bado]

Don’t worry: Capital One has a new anchor tenant

[Jason Rogers @HeyJayJRogers]

It's 11:49 PM on Wednesday. You've just landed at Reagan after a 7-hour flight from California by way of Minnesota. Your headphones died over Iowa, and all you want to do is go home and go to sleep.

But your Uber home takes 93 minutes and costs $170 because Lebron is in town.

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

Buddy obviously isn't familiar with PK's work

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

I had the time of my life fighting dragons with youuuu 🫶 Celebrate 34 with me by watching The Eras Tour (Extended Version) including “Long Live” 🐉 “The Archer” 🏹 and “Wildest Dreams” 🩵 at home!

PS troll me all you want about my excessive and literal millennial emoji use but A) no one’s prouder to be a millennial and B) it’s my bday and today I am exempt! 🎂

https://t.co/UX3CGWJuTU

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Artist Keisuke Teshima paints the body of a dragon in a single stroke, a traditional technique called called ippitsuryu

[The Swift Society @TheSwiftSociety]

🎥| Category called "Also A Taylor Swift Song" on Jeopardy

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Time Magazine: We’d like to name you Person of the Yea-

Me: Can I bring my cat.

[lauren @winonaddict]

they’d have the silliest conversations

[Sav @SavLovesSwift]

My official reputation tv theory 🐍
1. Taylor unpinned the Speak Now TV announcement exactly 13 days before she announced 1989 TV
2. She just unpinned the 1989 TV announcement. 13 days from today is 12/19. 1+2+1+9 = you guessed it. 13.
3. 13 days from 12/19? New. Year’s. Day.

[emily may @emilykmay]

on my twelfth birthday, i begged my parents to let me stay home from school. my bff was visiting me from florida, bc she had moved the year before. They firmly said, "absolutely not," and sent me to school.

around 10 am, i got a call down to the front office. /1

[The Swift Society @TheSwiftSociety]

💬| @TaylorSwift13 for TIMES

"Me locking myself away in my house for a lot of years— I'll never get that time back. I'm more trusting now than I was six years ago."

[NC State University @NCState]

#Skywalker seeing his 44” vertical leap immortalized for the first time. 👏

Today, we unveiled a new statue honoring @PackMensBball legend David Thompson outside of Reynolds Coliseum.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

This man was a teacher for 40 years.

In 1974, Dale Irby, a gym teacher in Dallas, realized he had worn the same outfit as the previous year on Picture Day, and decided to simply go with it, after Cathy – his wife – dared him to.

So here you got 40 years with the same outfit until Dale's eventual retirement in 2013.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Getting her an engagement ring for Christmas?
- predictable
- no element of surprise
- perhaps, too romantic
- not a legal form of ID

Getting her a lifetime fishing license for Christmas?
- instant shock and awe
- will never see it coming
- is an official state document

[Tony X @soIoucity]

im crying