Lana

she/her. Dog tweets. Math jokes. Stand-up Comedy. Glitter. Self-proclaimed messy bun expert. Narcolepsy.

[Lana @lanadoescomedy]

@hfutch *celebrates with screen time*

[Lana @lanadoescomedy]

@MayaLMiller This is so cool.

[Lana @lanadoescomedy]

If someone asked me if I had the time to listen to them whine, the answer would be a resounding no. Every time.

[Matthew Horsnell @matthorsnell]

There are ~ 7K rare diseases and it is estimated that 1/10 Americans has a rare disease.

The avg prevalence threshold is 40-50/100,000, meaning #narcolepsy is one of the more common of the rare diseases.

It’s a honor to celebrate with my rare peers today!

#SleepPeeps

[Lana @lanadoescomedy]

@ladyteena102 Gimme ur numba.

[Lana @lanadoescomedy]

See yall this week! @MSSalleForth @PearlRiverFlow @4lokomami @ladyteena102

[Lana @lanadoescomedy]

It creeps me out when men don’t have any pictures smiling on their dating profiles.

[Lana @lanadoescomedy]

@ladyteena102 @PearlRiverFlow @MSSalleForth @4lokomami yaaaayayay

[Lana @lanadoescomedy]

See yall soon! @PearlRiverFlow @MSSalleForth @ladyteena102 @4lokomami

[Lana @lanadoescomedy]

Recovery from emotional abuse is horrible. I am feeling like 400 things at once. None of them are good.

[Lana @lanadoescomedy]

A quick reminder to anyone who needs to know—but mostly the woman who just got engaged to my ex husband— divorce records are public record. You can request it. And, see why the divorce took place. ✌🏻✌🏻

[Lana @lanadoescomedy]

Not my dad telling me to date @GardnerMinshew5 because we are from the same hometown. Like dating an NFL player is just the easiest thing to happen upon. Lol. Watch him use his connections to make it happen tho. Dads be daddin’. 😂

[Lana @lanadoescomedy]

@ladyteena102 No one is mad at you

[Lana @lanadoescomedy]

@AxelDiazFL I’d pay for my own!

[Lana @lanadoescomedy]

@ladyteena102 I watched it

[Lana @lanadoescomedy]

I showed a man at the bar this picture of my knitting to woo him. I went home alone.

[Lana @lanadoescomedy]

@MayaLMiller Only pickles.

[Lana @lanadoescomedy]

My OB-GYN didn’t ask for consent or give a warning before both giving an incredibly painful physical exam and completely dismissing my pain/ symptoms. As an SA survivor and person with chronic illnesses that were chronically dismissed, I am shocked and traumatized.

[Lana @lanadoescomedy]

@PearlRiverFlow @MSSalleForth Loooool take it up with them 😂😂😂

[Lana @lanadoescomedy]

@PearlRiverFlow @MSSalleForth

[Lana @lanadoescomedy]

@PearlRiverFlow @MSSalleForth Im still a broke educator that isn’t made o money. 😂