✧*̥˚ floraisonpanache *̥˚✧

i'm going to send australian indie singer campbell burns to the torture chamber on tuesday (the torture chamber is filled with puppies)

[kewlshrek @kewlshrek]

Yeah bro you have to visit Austin. You can pay $40 for a food truck entree and eat it at a picnic table with flies everywhere. Misters spray water all over your food it’s 100 degrees

[✧*̥˚ floraisonpanache *̥˚✧ @lanadoodless]

literally the first fucking thing i thought of when i heard the news
people dying that ain't never died before man 😔

[Valeria @ValeriaaFN]

🚨BREAKING🚨

All of Manhattan has disappeared following the Knicks winning the 2025-2026 NBA Championship

[jane doe ♱ @dustbnuy]

this is how my whole life has felt

[adiba @780613]

goodbye texas hello new york #switchingsides #spirituallybicoastal

[daunte @cleardabidness]

"the new york knicks have won the nba fina-"

[blaire @pissshit90001]

When you start to feel like the Worst person alive #Lowkey

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

this is like reverse 9/11

[Charles Bramesco @intothecrevasse]

Underrated thing we’re bringing back in 2026: being polite and having manners

[Jayden @bbgst48]

“Get a jobbb” nope, I’m playing in the ball pit :3

[swinky @swinkying]

He thinks 1 thought per never

[derek.eth @ProdigyNelson]

statue of liberty getting pregnant tonight

[Gilgamesh @MichiganSwordd]

I’m obsessive in a muted self destructive way

[julie @helencftroy]

being proven again and again and again that your family doesn’t like you is a humiliation ritual and if you’re unfortunate enough to have a pure heart it will never cease hurting you

[Colin @IntroSpecktive]

New York City might not be there in the morning

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

not to be super depressing but i feel like if i kms ppl will be maybe shocked for a second & maybe grieve that someone died but no one would Actually be Sad im gone or miss me in the sense that i meant something to them or was a person worthy of missing or they were fond of

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

The Statue of Liberty is missing following the Knicks championship in New York City.

[m 🧚🏻‍♀️ @spelunky_]

i fucking hate the heat. i hate sweating. summer lovers are freaks. don’t ask me to do anything outside if its over 80 degrees unless it’s after 6pm & i am so serious. this is the worst