brunch bitch

threat level midnight

[brunch bitch @lanadunaway]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years, since 10 May 2014 (via @twi_age).

[brunch bitch @lanadunaway]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 8 years, since 10 May 2014 (via @twi_age).

[brunch bitch @lanadunaway]

Anxiety as a working mom hurts different

[brunch bitch @lanadunaway]

Good night to the grandmas who’ve adopted me on TikTok only

[brunch bitch @lanadunaway]

Instead of zodiac signs we should top 3 drunk songs. I’m Hurricane; I prevail sun, Phantom of the opera moon, and Cruel Summer; t swift rising

[maybe: clare @clur19]

Honestly I just want to know how it’s possible for Kanye to act like Kim is some master manipulator when it’s so obvious to all of us are aware that North is the one running the family. Kim ain’t in charge over there in Calabasas, it’s the North West show in that house.

[maybe: clare @clur19]

he’s in his bed right now listening to Marvin’s Room on repeat

[big honkin caboose @itsbighonkin]

*throws up after drinking 10 mimosas* omg random I hope I’m not pregnant

[david @sweetbanisters]

in case florence + the machine comes on shuffle

[GL @gldivittorio]

Inside you there are two wolves

[brunch bitch @lanadunaway]

It’s a blizzard outside so naturally Zach and I invited our friend group over to sit in the hot tub and let me make them martinis 😂

[brunch bitch @lanadunaway]

Honestly, if I was MGK I would have purposed the second minute I was dating Megan fox

[brunch bitch @lanadunaway]

@vicxlouise My friend got it for me from an Etsy shop!

[brunch bitch @lanadunaway]

This is the cutest thing I’ve ever owned 🥺

[woahh mann @ashhhhhhole]

girls only want one thing and it’s to get high and go to an art museum

[rockstar @cadefart]

love this movie

[SorryHat 𝕬𝖙𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖓𝖊𝖞 𝖆𝖙 𝕲𝖍𝖔𝖘𝖙 𝕷𝖆𝖜📓 @sorry_hat]

It came to me in a dream…

[mental chillness @__consumerism]

me waking up from my nap to find out Betty White passed away.

[halsey @halsey]

Betty :(