alanah brockman

i’m the problem i’m the villain

[alanah brockman @lanahbrock]

I feel attacked

[alanah brockman @lanahbrock]

reminder to myself that grief is just love with no place to go

[martu ★ @qdairs]

this is the only day you can retweet this

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

She made us drinks
To drink
We drunk em
Got drunk

[alanah brockman @lanahbrock]

@howdydeb_ uh not unreasonable in the slightest especially bc you’re about to TRAVEL!!!

[trash jones @jzux]

hey can i get an ETA on that this too shall pass?

[ً @artfuIchaos]

i'm officially in my quiet era. whatever happens, happens. i don’t have much to say about anything anymore. it is what it is and life goes on.

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

- Albert camus

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

i'm officially in my quiet era. whatever happens, happens. i don’t have much to say about anything anymore. it is what it is and life goes on.

[alanah brockman @lanahbrock]

@Tonterizo @nocontextpawnee It’s the producers cut on peacock! 🫡

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Therapist: what is your biggest obstacle
Cancer: memory

[alanah brockman @lanahbrock]

@howdydeb_ STOP THE ULTIMATE RUINER OF EVERYTHING 😭

[alanah brockman @lanahbrock]

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[Buffbunny Collection @Buffbunny_Co]

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[alanah brockman @lanahbrock]

I was asking Ivan if we should get cheddar and sour cream ruffles from the store and he goes “yeah get the sour and cheddar cream chips with some dip”

I laughed for five minutes straight 😂🥲

[alanah brockman @lanahbrock]

anytime I use my name when ordering food/drinks it’s never right but I’m kinda here for them thinking my name is Moana

[alanah brockman @lanahbrock]

my grandma started singing itsy bitsy spider to Damián but it came out as “itchy bitchy spider” so I think we’re gonna find other nursery rhymes for her to sing

[alanah brockman @lanahbrock]

@_marioluigi_ It’s what I play on repeat in hopes of Damián having an Australian accent

[alanah brockman @lanahbrock]

The biggest struggle post pregnancy is that I am now back to being lactose intolerant 🥲🫠