Miss Sensible Pants

unintentionally pissing people off and causing offence since 1973. people are weird, I try and fit in

[Miss Sensible Pants @lanahya]

My big baby finally sat with me long enough for a pic...such a lump 🤣🤣 #staffy #puppy (honestly he is a puppy!!) https://t.co/D4HIVI1fRb

[Miss Sensible Pants @lanahya]

@Lilycwinter @MrsJadey Done x

[Forksake - Specialist Food Ingredients @forksakefood]

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[Miss Sensible Pants @lanahya]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/CmwLBoRf2b

[Forksake - Specialist Food Ingredients @forksakefood]

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[Michael Tannenbaum @iamTannenbaum]

quarantine will someday end, but I hope this continues

[Miss Sensible Pants @lanahya]

@Lilycwinter How do think I feel?? I'm your mum and still feel 18 🤣💋

[Miss Sensible Pants @lanahya]

@kayaawinter @taparware Wtf why are they good looking?? 🤣🤣

[Kath 💙🙀🇪🇺✊🏾 @KathyBurke]

I don’t usually block. People have called me all the fat cunts under the sun on here and I still don’t block. But if you come here telling me you like that shambles of a human and all his cunty mates you can fuck right off.

[Amy Silverberg @AmySilverberg]

When I was 14, my mom said I should NOT wait until marriage to have sex —I didn’t even need to wait for love. Her advice was to only have sex with people who respected me. I don’t have a punchline, I just think if more moms said this to their daughters life would be easier.

[Forksake - Specialist Food Ingredients @forksakefood]

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[mark @Co1nsofficial]

But when Stormzy or Dave call This country racist they’ll scream

[Forksake - Specialist Food Ingredients @forksakefood]

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[Tim Burgess @Tim_Burgess]

Not sure who made this...

[⚡OG @Randy_Shannon]

legends say that only a construction worker who is pure of heart may retrieve it

[Miss Sensible Pants @lanahya]

@Lilycwinter @Bro_its_kizi

[Forksake - Specialist Food Ingredients @forksakefood]

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[Miss Sensible Pants @lanahya]

@kayaawinter Hes driving lol

[Miss Sensible Pants @lanahya]

@kayaawinter I was all about Bill....then Eric got a hair cut and well 🤤💋💦

[Forksake - Specialist Food Ingredients @forksakefood]

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[ilona burton @ilonacatherine]

THIS