Lana Fernandez

I enjoy tiny things and a good food-themed haiku

[Lana Fernandez @lanarowe]

Hardcore eyeing this bite-sized furniture ❤ #troyboston @livetroyboston @ Troy Boston https://t.co/brYrgr3aHe

[Lana Fernandez @lanarowe]

My grandma just bought a rifle so she could shoot down the squirrels that damage her house. In camouflage. #loveher

[Lana Fernandez @lanarowe]

@ParisCreperie please tell me the food truck still makes frozen nutellas

[Lana Fernandez @lanarowe]

do I have to pretend to be a church to buy bulk incense

[Lana Fernandez @lanarowe]

Walked all the way to the supermarket for a can of mayonnaise so this chickpea salad better recognize

[Lana Fernandez @lanarowe]

One of the most important articles to read about what happened. #robinwilliams http://t.co/dYRmIOJoQX

[Lana Fernandez @lanarowe]

Where can I find a girl scout cookie dealer

[Lana Fernandez @lanarowe]

watch out world I'm chai on life

[Lana Fernandez @lanarowe]

does anyone have a sheet of gray felt to donate to my cause?

[Lana Fernandez @lanarowe]

Do these come gluten-free? Rubber Mask To Use In Place Of Makeup: http://t.co/QML9CCmfBr via @jessietorr

[Lana Fernandez @lanarowe]

If you're jogging and I can smell your perfume you best run faster

[Lana Fernandez @lanarowe]

In other news my roommate just threw salt at me, screamed "you've been a-salted" then turned to salt her limp salmon @MinorEnthusiasm

[Lana Fernandez @lanarowe]

I'm drinking a gingerbread man and this is not what I wanted

[Lana Fernandez @lanarowe]

Of course I don't eat my groceries as I'm walking home *crumbs fall off face*

[Lana Fernandez @lanarowe]

Facebook stalking Trader Joe's three seed & honey bread and wondering if she'll ever love me

[Lana Fernandez @lanarowe]

Why don't I have a portable rain stick

[Lana Fernandez @lanarowe]

@conorheilferty Begin Again! Guess I have a date with Coolidge this week :)

[Lana Fernandez @lanarowe]

Mock me and you will be singing the "Krusty Krab Pizza" jingle til you're dead and buried

[Lana Fernandez @lanarowe]

@conorheilferty 5 seconds ago I asked my roommate if she'd come see it with me but she thinks pastries > Kiera

[Lana Fernandez @lanarowe]

@conorheilferty BEGIN AGAIN?