Lance Carstairs

the adventures of an upper lower class workaholic...

[Lance Carstairs @lance86lpc]

@MuslimFamilyNet @farmayeri @havisimplosi I didn't know I was a Muslim? lol!

[OnePlus @oneplus]

Time to power through Monday! RT and enter to win the OnePlus Power Bank Giveaway: http://t.co/YOhqtCrDzX

[Lance Carstairs @lance86lpc]

Just got myself the @oneplus #phone been waiting along time for this moment! 7-23 days waiting for it to deliver is going to kill me!

[Lance Carstairs @lance86lpc]

after eating cold 2 day old slop for breakfast at @tobycarvery I've decided @HarvesterUK you are winning at the best breakfast!

[Lance Carstairs @lance86lpc]

@tobycarvery oh and no butter!! Very poor quality experience overall!

[Lance Carstairs @lance86lpc]

@tobycarvery the food was bad today in camberley! All the food was cold and looked days old, and no sauces out at all! Harvester next time.

[Lance Carstairs @lance86lpc]

@bbceastenders that's it I'm not watching anymore...

[Lance Carstairs @lance86lpc]

@JoeBudden ur new album is amazing! Only artist I've actually felt deserves to be paid for! #somelovelost #joebudden RT??

[Lance Carstairs @lance86lpc]

@bjsaunders_ there was only ever gunna be one outcome, the better boxer one simple as that!

[billyjoesaunders @bjsaunders_]

Thank you all love your support talk after my win Saturday night #TEAMSAUNDERS #AndStill

[Lance Carstairs @lance86lpc]

cant wait to see @bjsaunders_ show Eubank jr whats inside the heart of a gypsy! smash him bruva!! RT

[Lance Carstairs @lance86lpc]

@boxnationtv just paid £20 and £8 registration fee to stream the wost quality picture ive ever seen for a paid service! RIPOFF UNSUBSRIBE

[Lance Carstairs @lance86lpc]

"@Fascinatingpics: A tornado hit a rainbow and this is what happened... http://t.co/1lasRAXp7G"

[Lance Carstairs @lance86lpc]

@SurreyCouncil @Surreyheath please explain on what planet and for what reason this makes sense!?#idiots #makeitworse

[Tesco @Tesco]

Hmmm… Monday… Monday. Nope, not on the list. Sorry Monday, you'll have to leave. Please don't cause a scene.

[Lance Carstairs @lance86lpc]

@LBC @JuliaHB1 they removed that picture but somehow Facebook deemed it OK when all those beheadings and baby's being beaten went around!

[Lance Carstairs @lance86lpc]

@SurreyCouncil @Surreyheath it's OK for you to park illegally on upper Gordon Road but when I do it I get a ticket?

[Lance Carstairs @lance86lpc]

@MilkcartonWINS ring up @virginmedia and go work for the dark side! glad I left when I did, or did I get sacked? I can't remember lol

[Lance Carstairs @lance86lpc]

@MilkcartonWINS shit mate! You have been there so long I thought you would end up running sky!