Lance

Physics PhD. Teacher.

[miia @miiagarro]

the world contains protons, neutrons, electrons and fucking morons

[Cousin Stizz @CousinStizz]

Everyday I become a man of fewer words

[GBX @GBX_Press]

Netanyahu: "Did the Nazis politely ask Jews to leave? Did they say 'Please go'? 'Step out so we can move in'? Of course not."
By saying this, he confessed with his own mouth — he is the Nazi now. 🔥🇮🇱🎙️💀
Perfect projection. 😈🎭

[Muvs 🐦‍🔥 @Youknowhodis_]

Nutted in 3.14 seconds call that cream π

[Jay ひ @Jay2wvy]

Vapes are training u to suck robot dick #staywoke

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

Obsession not even scary if u dated a crazy Latina that’s just real life

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

27 is a weird age you feel like you're 19, but then you meet a 19 year old and realize you're 45.

[Pamphlets @PamphletsY]

🚨🇺🇸🇨🇺 BREAKING —

Trump Regime Doesn't Want You to See This!

Hasan Piker Faces Legal Threats For This Cuba Documentary.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

If you poured a gallon of poison in a CEO's pool, you'd be arrested, for attempted murder.

They pour 10,000 gallons into your drinking water, that's just business.

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Trump every time his ratings go down

[Elizabeth Warren @ewarren]

Trump sued his own IRS.

Settled with his own government.

Secured a $1.8 billion slush fund to siphon toward his allies.

Blocked the IRS audits against himself and his family. 

This is corruption in plain sight.

[🜏 𝗡𝗘𝗜𝗡🪦𝗟𝗜𝗩𝗘𝗦 🜏 @1CruelCat]

Drake and Akademiks are now reportedly expecting

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

This is one of the most psychologically revealing things he’s ever said. Consider that we’re supposed to be his “friends.”

“I don't like friends that become very successful. I like people that are just OK. Even if they're terrible, I like that, too. I hate like when I have lunch with somebody that's really, really successful. I hate it. Because he or she is bragging about how great they are. And I hate that when they do that. Because they stopped me from talking about the fact that I became president.”

[Hoops Crave @HoopsCrave]

Drake and Akademiks are reportedly dating.

[Isaiah Martin @isaiahrmartin]

$30 million dropped on one dude’s head in a primary because he dared to expose rich pedos. Absolute nasty work.

[Ro Khanna @RoKhanna]

My good friend @RepThomasMassie lost tonight.

He lost because he had the guts to stand up to the Epstein class and against the war.

He won voters under 45 by 30 points.

Tonight, I say to this voters who feel rejected by Trump. We welcome you. Join our coalition to take on a rotten system and stand for the working class over the Epstein class.

We will build a movement to stand for Team America.

[Cenk Uygur @cenkuygur]

Israel won in Kentucky. They will 100% control the Republican Party now. They will not serve America, they will only serve Israel.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Nothing to see here.

[Larry Legend @larryislegend]

The president gave out reparations for the Jan 6th people. This crazy.

[benevolent madeline @reglarwoman]

we all have to become ecoterrorists and i'm not joking