Lance Parrish

Christ-follower, husband, daddy, youth pastor, friend & BBQ enthusiast.

[Lance Parrish @lance_parrish6]

DROP Bristol West Insurance Group! DO NOT USE THEM! They are scammers and crooks! They'll take your money. They're awful to work with. And they WILL NOT listen to you when you try to call them and talk to them. They're the worst. Absolute garbage company.

[Lance Parrish @lance_parrish6]

Haven't tweeted since June 4, 2022. Can't remember the last time I even logged in. Just wanted to see if I could. I'll try again tomorrow. 👀✌🏻

[Lance Parrish @lance_parrish6]

@LeeChrisT @JeffHubbardPM Our girls affectionally refer to our preachers boots as his “preachin’ boots.” #westtexaschurch

[Lance Parrish @lance_parrish6]

@Chilis I can handle a lot of things…but losing my favorite sandwich from the menu is too much.

[Lance Parrish @lance_parrish6]

@RTICCoolers We bought this cooler in April, the week before Easter. This week we noticed a crack in the outer shell and separation in the latch area. Who do we talk to to file a warranty claim? #rticcooler #rticcoolers

[Lance Parrish @lance_parrish6]

@RTICCoolers We bought this cooler in April, the week before Easter. This week we noticed a crack in the outer shell and separation in the latch area. Who do we talk to to file a warranty claim? #rticcooler #rticcoolers

[Lance Parrish @lance_parrish6]

I’m not sure if I’m Team Burrow or Team Stafford! #SuperBowlLVI

[Lance Parrish @lance_parrish6]

I’m just gonna leave this right here.

[Lance Parrish @lance_parrish6]

I’m calling it.
Date: January 16, 2022
Time of Death: 5:59
Deceased: Dallas Cowboys Season
Cause of Death: Multiple Shots to the Foot
#dallascowboys #NFLPlayoff

[Lance Parrish @lance_parrish6]

I’m calling it.
Date: January 16, 2022
Time of Death: 5:59
Deceased: Dallas Cowboys Season
Cause of Death: Multiple Shots to the Foot
#dallascowboys #NFLPlayoff

[Lance Parrish @lance_parrish6]

I can’t watch this without crying big fat tears. Congratulations, @swish41! #41Forever

[Mark Followill @MFollowill]

I found this from the telecast of Dirk's last home game. Some of you saw it, maybe some missed it, maybe some wanna see it again. The editors and producers I collaborated with did incredible work bringing thoughts I had about Dirk, the player and person, come to life. #MFFL 🏀🇩🇪

[Lance Parrish @lance_parrish6]

@taylorrheanne

[Lance Parrish @lance_parrish6]

@TravisAkins What?! You saw a teenager TALKING on their phone? #unicorn

[Lance Parrish @lance_parrish6]

Just saw a woman talking on her phone in public on speaker phone, but it was too loud in the restaurant to hear, so she was holding the speaker up to her ear. If only there was a speaker designed specifically to be held against your ear. 🤔

[Lance Parrish @lance_parrish6]

@FOXWestTexas @FOX15Abilene @FOXTV
So, this passes acceptable over the air signal? FOX, you need to do better than this. This is ridiculous.

[Lance Parrish @lance_parrish6]

There’s no place like home.

[Lance Parrish @lance_parrish6]

Pollard does the work, and then Zeke gets to walk it in. I see you, Pollard. Sorry about that.

[Lance Parrish @lance_parrish6]

This game is uninspiring. As a #Cowboys fan, this is why it’s so important to not think a few wins means that this will be “the” year. I’m thankful to have learned the art of indifference to NFL wins and losses.

[Lance Parrish @lance_parrish6]

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#bbq #bbqgiveaway #termoworks

[Lance Parrish @lance_parrish6]

It’s days like today that make me miss @Pluckers I need to drown this day in some good wings. #cometoabilenetx #allenridge #thinkaboutit

[Lance Parrish @lance_parrish6]

Character is forged in the valley. How you respond to loss and disappointment says a lot about who you are. These moments as a character coach are bitter sweet. They lost the game, but they grew in character. Proud of this young man, proud of this team. Go Panthers!