Lance Riedlinger

tOSU 2020| just an elevator nerd| the i is silent...

[Lance Riedlinger @lance_riedlingr]

In the 20 years that I have been on this place called earth, I have learned that there are 3 things that need ran wide fucking open
1. Your heart
2. Detroit diesels
3. Anything my dad tried to operate

[Lance Riedlinger @lance_riedlingr]

@kyle_kurtz15 Are those forces ?

[Lance Riedlinger @lance_riedlingr]

@kyle_kurtz15 Just another I State , if you are going to make the move go somewhere like Kansas 😂

[Lance Riedlinger @lance_riedlingr]

I would also like to add that I’m the guy that can pull the long hour shifts but can’t lift and I’m perfectly fine with that 😉

[Lance Riedlinger @lance_riedlingr]

Just like comparing how much weight you can lift at the gym (neither are going to help you score that pretty girl you are trying to impress). This version is just a little more blue collar🤷🏻‍♂️

[Lance Riedlinger @lance_riedlingr]

Just like comparing how much weight you can lift at the gym (neither are going to help you score that pretty girl you are trying to impress). This version is just a little more blue collar🤷🏻‍♂️

[Lance from the Lower St. Croix @PetersenFarms]

Why is hours worked such a dick measuring contest in Ag?

“Oh yeah, well I worked*** 14 hours today”

*** this ‘work’ included 1 hour of morning coffee, 2 hours of drive time for parts, 1 hour of BSing while getting parts, 3 hours of watching a semi get filled by an auger ***

[Lance Riedlinger @lance_riedlingr]

*guns, but I guess tools are cool too 🤷🏻‍♂️

[tiff @tiffrenae_]

you really find out who your friends are when you move across the country

[Lance Riedlinger @lance_riedlingr]

I am a simple man; I like to work and I like my 2nd amendment (both of which the government needs to kindly remove their dirty hands from)... I will continue to enjoy both of which no matter the outcome of the election 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Lance Riedlinger @lance_riedlingr]

Luckily for Abby , since I get off work earlier than her, I tend to attempt making supper so it’s ready when she gets back to the apartment. Unluckily for Abby, I shouldn’t be unsupervised for the amount of time it takes for her to get back 🥴

[Lance Riedlinger @lance_riedlingr]

Enjoy this American video of me shooting trap with my 10 gauge because why the hell not😉

[Lance Riedlinger @lance_riedlingr]

Driving along in southern Illinois and I casually see 2 bald eagles eating some roadkill , as I get closer I see they are eating 2 otters. I don’t know which is cooler 2 otters or the badger I saw dead on a dirt road in Kansas 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Lance Riedlinger @lance_riedlingr]

@kyle_kurtz15 Well I don’t want to dry your corn so don’t get any bright ideas 😉

[Lance Riedlinger @lance_riedlingr]

Hi-vis and the Stache is a whole mood for this harvest 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Lance Riedlinger @lance_riedlingr]

For a man that doesn’t even wear hats , I sure do look forward to the free hats I get when I go to different facilities 🧢👨🏻

[Lance Riedlinger @lance_riedlingr]

There really are jobs that don’t require boots and a hard hat .... wack 👷🏻‍♂️

[𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐨 𝐌𝐚𝐧 @andrew_dicky1]

If “😂” isn’t your most used emoji, you should probably seek help

[Lance Riedlinger @lance_riedlingr]

I may have been drinking , but damn do I want to build a Cadillac into a donk like no other... 🚙 #landyachton22s

[Lance Riedlinger @lance_riedlingr]

I may not be the best looking or the richest , but at-least I left my home town and didn’t peak in high school 👨🏻‍🎓👨🏻‍🌾🌾💰

[Lance Riedlinger @lance_riedlingr]

@TYWISELEY Why can I only retweet this one time ?

[tyler without the ler @TYWISELEY]

Every girl wants a man with work ethic until they’re with a busy man #dateabrokeone

[Lance Riedlinger @lance_riedlingr]

I see too many people settle. Take a step out of your comfort zone, make that move and grow. I promise you will only regret it more and more as time passes , and you may never get the chance again... 🤷🏻‍♂️