Lance Silvano

Ex-Comic, College Basketball Analyst, Once went 7 minutes straight landing every joke, clinically depressed,enjoys eating food

[Lance Silvano @lance_silvano]

I already told my Girlfriend once DePaul Basketball 🏀 starts in November I will not be available until April when the season ends, This means she will just have to spend time with her Husband.

[Lance Silvano @lance_silvano]

If it means I won't have to clock in at Work, count me in.

[Wolverine land @Breaking57]

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES GUYS LOL

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@LegendarySwagTv That food looks phenomenal , love your show, you guys should be on Travel channel, or The Food Network.

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@GregMiller86 @MrDelicious13 Great Value Larry

[Lance Silvano @lance_silvano]

@MrDelicious13 @fromthe108 Happy Birthday !!

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@MrDelicious13 Dats Beef in a parallel universe

[Lance Silvano @lance_silvano]

Called The Hospice Center to see if I could buy a Weekend Pass.

[Lance Silvano @lance_silvano]

@dibsemeritus Yes also heard that before I turned the channel back to MLB Network to watch four baseball games at the same time.

[Lance Silvano @lance_silvano]

Shirtless, Fat, and just drank a cup of coffee while getting my laundry done, this is most likely the best I'm going to feel for the next five years.

[Lance Silvano @lance_silvano]

https://t.co/tgxGJ5ilUS

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Honus Wagner

[HAWK @HawkEmDownChris]

Age yourself by naming a MLB shortstop you grew up watching.

I’ll start: Derek Jeter.

[Lance Silvano @lance_silvano]

At one point Downtown smelled like Brach's Candy

[Andrew Anderson @uscfan981]

Say something nice about Chicago.

[Lance Silvano @lance_silvano]

@courtney883 1-0 Walk off win against the LA Angels

[Lance Silvano @lance_silvano]

@MrDelicious13 @JCowleyHoops I still feel like The Spurs are partially to blame blowing a 29 point lead, if Chris Holtman was their head coach they win by 10.

[Pugs Moran (Gentleman South Sider) @pugsandco]

Since the Cubs @ White Sox series.

The Chicago Cubs have been the worst team in baseball
and the Chicago White Sox have been the best.

Something happened in that series to both teams.

[Lance Silvano @lance_silvano]

https://t.co/C11zuAlmLk

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@NickPalazzolo5 Except Nation will win

[Lance Silvano @lance_silvano]

In 11 Days I will be attending an Outdoor Chicago House Music Festival with a plan of dancing for 3 hours straight and dying of a heart attack all so I will not have to go back to work on Monday.

[Lance Silvano @lance_silvano]

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[Lance Silvano @lance_silvano]

Currently got the A/C at 48 F , way too Old and Fat to be messing with this humidity.