Lance Vamplew

American foundation for the blind. dark sunglasses and white canes. anti-republican. down with Trump. up with mini skirts.? follows my dog Lemmy. Still Cyco

[Lance Vamplew @lance_vamplew]

@steviusthegreat @HopefulB2020 @SierraGypsy1 @cocaine__monkey WE got the best seats at the Neil Young GEEZER fest, SOLD OUT, RECORD CONCERT.
LANCE WILL TELL YA! WE HAD A BLAST. IM SO GLAD WE GOT TO GO.
HE Didn't Like BEHAVING 🍾, AND CANT SMOKE IN THE PAVILION, BUT he sang every song, and dropped a tear at the banging encore. It was great

[Lance Vamplew @lance_vamplew]

@steviusthegreat @HopefulB2020
@SierraGypsy1 @cocaine__monkey
His dot gov phone has the tickets, he left his other phone acct in the van
Hope it has enuf to send video
#neilyoung

[Lance Vamplew @lance_vamplew]

WE BE ROCKING IN THE FREE World AT HIS SOLD OUT CONCERT. OUR LAWN TIX TURNED Into PAVILION, was TREATED LIKE ROYALTY, WHEELCHAIR SERVICE & ALL. WE were so geeked, as those seats ♿ were $229 each when I went to buy our 60$ lawn TIX. What a GREAT NIGHT, IM SO GLAD WE GOT TO STAY

[Lance Vamplew @lance_vamplew]

https://t.co/g03NZKCqni

[Lance Vamplew @lance_vamplew]

@Bklyn_Grl23 @stevius2great @BettieBoop77 @LitterboxToast @worldofmarilyn1 @Notamused15 @woundedbug @TheMenaceCat @SierraGypsy1 It's probably a good idea. I just can't stand to be taught a lesson by twitter! 😠

[Lance Vamplew @lance_vamplew]

@Bklyn_Grl23 @stevius2great @BettieBoop77 @LitterboxToast @worldofmarilyn1 @Notamused15 @woundedbug @TheMenaceCat @SierraGypsy1 I have an almost irresistible urge to say it again. I should probably just put my phone down for a while.

[Lance Vamplew @lance_vamplew]

@stevius2great @BettieBoop77 @LitterboxToast @worldofmarilyn1 @Notamused15 @Bklyn_Grl23 @woundedbug @TheMenaceCat @SierraGypsy1 Apparently I said something unkind about Carrie lake. 12-hour suspension like in a flash. Instantly.

[Jeff Thomas Black @LRBitisnot]

Corporate #externalities are the invisible tax upon your every breath.

"Whiskey Fungus Fed by Jack Daniel’s Encrusts a Tennessee Town"
https://t.co/9kkuwYKlCg

[Lance Vamplew @lance_vamplew]

@northeasttaiwan @BeatTheCult What do you think is good?

[Lance Vamplew @lance_vamplew]

@HopefulB2020 That's a really good point. I was living a high risk lifestyle. Kids these days ask, what's a paper cut? Excellent harm reduction 👏👏

[Lance Vamplew @lance_vamplew]

@SagED_UP George Carlin Richard Pryor Rodney Dangerfield red fox

[Mighty Mighty Turkeyneck, LLC @MightyNeck]

The difference between thrash & death metal
is akin to the difference between a bonesaw
& a Husqvarna chainsaw:
both adept at mayhem
but where thrash can surgically cut you to pieces,
death metal just tears you apart indiscriminately.
Both ways it's some big motherfuckin KICKS...

[Lance Vamplew @lance_vamplew]

@HopefulB2020 The Sears catalog taught me about safer sex when I was very young. Years later penthouse forum taught me that sex was something you had with another person..

[Jeff Thomas Black @LRBitisnot]

Interfering with a delivery robot will be a serious criminal offense. Watch it happen.

[Lance Vamplew @lance_vamplew]

@fubar001 People started "going postal"somewhere back in the '80s. It's been a regular thing since then.

[Lance Vamplew @lance_vamplew]

Check this out 👇

[Lance Vamplew @lance_vamplew]

@brclothwrites I would still try to hump her. 🤷‍♂️

[Maurice W @iamMauriceW]

After the passing of his wife, Thomas Jefferson began a decades-long raping of Sally (only known name)who was one of the enslaved people he owned. Sally was only a teenager while Jefferson was in his forties. Sally gave birth to 6 of Jefferson’s kids..all were raised as enslaved.