Lance VanTine

I am a dirty mess mixing with a bunch of other dirty messes, but God is turning this mess into His masterpiece. Who else can change dirt to beauty?

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@ThePeoplesTacos @CENTCOM I hope this doesn’t happen to us

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@AntiWokeMemes DanHE DavHEto

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@dustyslay hey I just made this meal up and thought you would like it! All from @Costco I call Sargetti!

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@AmerenIllinois I hope you plan on getting our electricity back on soon

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@XboxSupport Waste of my time and money…literally, but really this sucks! Time for a PS5 because Halo Infinite wasn’t even that good

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@EmeraldGuitars this would be amazing!

https://t.co/62fOVIYn3B

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@bertkreischer I was at your show last night and it was hilarious, but if you’re still in the area you should check out @RockChurch

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/IhtcNR1zSB

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@SuperBowl next year give us @ChrisStapleton and @jtimberlake for the halftime show

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Self care in your twenties: dressing up and grabbing drinks with friends.

Self care in your thirties: having to actually comb your hair befor a doctors appointment so he doesn’t put you on an antidepressant.

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This would be awesome @AlclairAudio

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Ellie lounging…this isn’t usual for this girl. She turns all the knobs passed 10 including her ability to love. I am so Proud of her and love this precious girl so much! #mygirl https://t.co/EKPpKESPMZ

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@dreamcenterpeoria this is some good coffee! https://t.co/vxHe68Pw5p

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Thanks @blainebartel99 for an awesome mens breakfast! @ RockChurch https://t.co/gTVlAIi5rH

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@reverb

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@lufthansa thank you for taking an already stressful day and making it 10x worse

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@lufthansa 4 hours on the phone with you 3 separate times reserving our seats so our baby can lay down and you call us the day we leave to tell us our reservation didn’t go through. You better believe this is our last trip with you.

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Costco Trip with my Buddy! https://t.co/fVHvl0W6U8

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@nolajubelle @TruthTrounces @_spencer_ace_ @AshleyGWinter Ummm…no baby just left in a bucket will survive. This is the absolute stupidest argument for where life starts, period. Throw it in the bucket it will stop moving in a minute. That being said the government should have as little say in any of our lives as possible.

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Raise them to be fearless!